Blame my boss

Sorry guys, no posts scheduled for the day. I left the house Friday morning at 5:30 and didn’t get in til 8:30 at night, giving me just enough time to eat, shower and go to bed so I can do it again tomorrow.
I do have a Good Morning Girl for you though.
I’ll post when I get in tonight.

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Why did she even bother to get dressed?

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What the fuck?

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We have lift off

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Peek-a-boo II

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Damn, I love the high country.

49The added bonus is there’s always a chance of seeing someone fall to their death like this fucker.

 

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Angel finally went over the edge

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Damn…..

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Seems legit

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Another “Aw Fuck” moment in time

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You ladies believe that, don’t you?

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Your Good Morning Girl

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NYC doctor has Ebola

A doctor in New York City who recently returned from treating Ebola patients in Guinea became the first person in the city to test positive for the virus Thursday, setting off a search for anyone who might have come into contact with the man while he was sick.

The doctor, Craig Spencer, was rushed to Bellevue Hospital Center and placed in isolation at the same time as investigators sought to retrace every step he took for the past several days.

At least three people he had contact with in recent days have been placed in isolation. The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which dispatched a team to New York, is conducting its own test to confirm the positive test on Thursday, which was performed by a city lab.

While officials have said they expected isolated cases of the disease to arrive in New York eventually, and had been preparing for this moment for months, the first case highlighted the challenges surrounding containment of the virus, especially in a crowded metropolis. Dr. Spencer had traveled on the A and L subway lines Wednesday night, visited a bowling alley in Williamsburg, then took a taxi back to Manhattan.
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Fuck This Shit Sale

Woody sent me a link from Tacticalshit.com – they’re having a Fuck This Shit sale, 30% off any item that has the words Fuck or Shit in it.
HERE

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Goat must’ve given him crabs

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Fuck Bees

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Why I got kicked out of Kindergarten

N44bWqHYou should have seen what I did with my Mrs Potato Head.

 

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Fuck my life

For the first time in 2 years, the clock in the jap car is correct. I had replaced the battery and so it was off by a few hours. I never could figure out how to set the damned thing, but the other day one of the speakers in the rear started to make a weird noise so I was trying to adjust speakers more to the front (nobody sits in the back anyways) by pushing random buttons and somehow or another the clock set display popped up. I don’t know what magical buttons I pushed but I took advantage of that shit and set the clock right then.
I was feeling all proud of myself until Miss Lisa reminded me of the upcoming time change…..

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American Policing and the Coming Civil War

Read this HERE.
We’ve had enough of their shit. Period.

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SURPRISE!!!

the-ladies-room-09They’re getting laid in a public restroom and they’re BOTH using their phones? What the fuck – the part about using their phones, I mean.

 

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Go push somebody else around, Laquisha.

I took the day off today because I feel like shit but there was shopping to do so I pulled my ass out of my Camouflaged Bass Pro Easy Chair and headed to the Walmart. I figured I could suffer through it but was wanting to get it done as quickly as I could.
I hit the end of those narrow-ass aisles, hesitated for a moment and when I didn’t see anybody coming I pushed my cart out around the corner and bumped, bumped into a cart pushed by a ghetto queen. I said “Excuse me, didn’t see you” and she comes back with “You need to watch where the fuck you’re going, White Boy.” Her old man, with his saggin pants and drawers showing doesn’t say a fucking thing, he just grins, obviously proud of his woman.
I am not in the mood for this shit at all today so I tell her “And you need to watch the way you’re fucking talking to me, bitch.”
She gets all indignant and starts getting loud so I just ignore her and tell the dude (who’s doing nothing to calm her down, matter of fact he looks shocked that I said that) in a calm voice “If you don’t control your woman, I’m going to knock your fucking ass out right here, right fucking now.”
“Calm down baby, this fucking white boy is crazy” he tells her.
“You ain’t seen crazy yet motherfucker. Wait til we get busy, you’ll see crazy then.” I pushed my cart away for room and give him my best fuck you look.
They moved on, her still bitching and I hear her say something about beating my ass in the parking lot. Cool, they wanna play? I made sure we were in the same line and I made sure they saw me glaring at them. Fuck that shit. They want trouble, I’ll give ‘em all they want.
Man, they were 3 people in front of me. I wasn’t 5 minutes behind them but when I got to the fucking exit and out to the parking lot, they were GONE.

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Meanwhile, in Vietnam…..

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I don’t even want to know. Really, I don’t.

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And when she runs they blink

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