Ah….. no.

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Gravestones of the future

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Yeah, he certainly looks annoyed…

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Kinda mellows out that term, doesn’t it?

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SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM NOW!!!

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In a nation where guns are outlawed…

thumbs_006…crazy bitches come after you with an ax.

 

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Your Good Morning Girl

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I would pay big bucks to own that dog

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More on our parents doing life

This is an excerpt (link at the bottom) from an article on the pussification of America, entitled “By Current Standards I Should Have Been Dead Before I Graduated High School In 1970″. that livefreeordieca sent in via a comment. Great article, I laughed all the way through it.
On lawn darts:

That was the extent of the warning my mom gave me. Back in my day, there were well over 200 activities that could put your eye out! But, virtually none that could kill you. How much fun can a game be if there isn’t at least a small chance of death?

So, the kids on our block played an interesting version; each of us would get one jart and at the same we’d throw it straight up in the air as high as we could, and then we’d dodge the incoming hail of plastic and steel … the idea being to wait to dodge the missile until the very last possible second. One time a jart buried itself into Angelo Falcone’s foot, and he started to cry when blood oozed through his white Converse sneakers …. not because it hurt, but because his father was gonna kill him for messing up his sneakers!

It’s been shown that the business end of a jart can land with a force of several thousand pounds of pressure per square inch. Seriously. We Boomers may have ruined America, but we surely weren’t pussies.

By my own estimate, I believe jarts were thrown about 138.4 Billion times by 1987. In April 1987, seven-year-old Michelle Snow was killed by a lawn dart thrown by one of her brothers’ playmates in the backyard of their home in Riverside, California. She should have ducked. Previously, only two other children died. So, 138.4 Billion throws … 3 dead … do the math. Mr. Snow went on a crusade and by 1989 Congress banned jarts, again, but this time forever.

In one respect, I suppose it’s nice that in America one person can still make a difference. On the other hand, one person gets their way almost always at the expense of thousands of others. Isn’t this tyranny by the few?
THE REST HERE
Thanks to livefreeordieca for the link.

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“Ooooh, dessert!”

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“Look Mom, no cavities!”

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I thought it was a built in lampshade

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CAMEL TO….. WHAT THE FUCK???

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Looks like she’s fixin’ to suck that little Asian girl in.

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Finally

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Maybe someday…..

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Bubba never was considered very bright

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My parents would be facing life imprisonment

The Maryland parents investigated for letting their young children walk home by themselves from a park were found responsible for “unsubstantiated” child neglect in a decision that has not fully resolved their clash with authorities over questions of parenting and children’s safety.

Danielle and Alexander Meitiv hoped the nationally debated case — which has lit up social media and brought a dozen television film crews to their Silver Spring home — would be dismissed after a two-month investigation by Montgomery County Child Protective Services.

But the finding of unsubstantiated child neglect means CPS will keep a file on the family for at least five years and leaves open the question of what would happen if the Meitiv children get reported again for walking without adult supervision.

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The Meitivs, both scientists by training, embrace a “free-range” philosophy of parenting, believing that children learn self-reliance by being allowed to make choices, build independence and progressively experience the world on their own.

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“The go-to narrative in the last 20 or 30 years for parents was, ‘Take your eyes off your kid for even a second and he’ll be snatched.’ What the Meitiv case did was pivot the story to: ‘Give your kid one second of freedom and the government will arrest you.’ ”
From HERE

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Straight up White Trash, God bless ‘em

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Oh hell no.

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And now you know

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I’m thinkin’ he’s done this before

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Hot stuff, Quinne.

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One of them California cowboys

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WHERE’S MY GODDAMNED EGG MCMUFFIN???

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