Man, Mom is fucking cold…

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Another one bites the dust

Dr. Dean Lorich, an orthopedic surgeon who volunteered in Haiti and exposed Clinton Foundation corruption and malpractice on the island, has been found dead in New York. He was 54.

Dr. Lorich was found by his 11-year-old daughter on the bathroom floor of his tony Upper East Side apartment with a knife in his chest at around 1pm on Monday.
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-David

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Say it with flowers

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Rebellious Jurors Make the World a Better Place

After criticism by some local officials of a new program that refers people caught with four ounces or less of marijuana for fines and community service, El Paso, Texas, Police Chief Greg Allen turned out to be a surprise defender of bypassing the usual criminal justice rigmarole of booking, mug shots, and jails. While careful to emphasize that he’s no fan of drug legalization, Allen says it’s a waste of his officers’ time to put hours into an “an arrest that has no end result of a conviction because of jury nullification.”

This is only the latest evidence that rebellious jurors are putting limits on how badly government officials can treat the rest of us.
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-WiscoDave

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Trump groping accuser: Chief witness – Ray Charles, a blind man. All righty.

One day after featuring three women who have accused President Donald Trump of sexual misconduct, Megyn Kelly spoke with yet another woman who claims the president groped her.

During Tuesday’s edition of Megyn Kelly Today, the host spoke with Melinda McGillivray — who claims that Trump groped her in 2003. McGillivray, a Palm Beach resident, initially came forward with her allegation in Oct. 2016 in an exclusive with the Palm Beach Post. But she had not spoken on TV about the allegations until she appeared with Kelly on Tuesday.
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Moore loses in Alabama

Montgomery (United States) (AFP) – Doug Jones, the Democrat who pulled off a stunning upset victory in Alabama’s nail-biter Senate contest on Tuesday, is considered a champion for civil rights in a state that played a seminal role in the 1960s movement for racial equality.

Jones’ supporters erupted in cheers and jubilation as it became clear their portly, balding candidate had become the first Alabama Democrat to win a US Senate seat in 25 years.
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Your Morning Laugh

The internet might have been designed as an essentially bomb-proof communications network, but over time it has found its true purpose: surfacing hilarious shit that is far too abstract for people to ever have articulated that it was something that they wanted to see.

Did anyone wake up this morning really hoping they would see a video of a fleshlight rudely jammed into the exhaust pipe of a running car? No. Did a video matching that description make a whole bunch of people exceptionally happy regardless? You bet your ass.
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-grandedogg

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Whoops

Last night a reader brought to my attention that one of my personal stories in this post HERE was taken from this site and posted on Craigslist in their jokes category without my permission or being credited to me.
Be advised that if it was written by me and appears on my site, it is my property. A copyright exists from the moment the work is created (fixed in a tangible medium). This is the reason that when you see an article or story on my site, you don’t see the entire story – you get a lead-in and a link to where the story appears. This is to insure that the authors and owners get proper credit for their work.
I am in the process of going through all my stories, at the urging of my readers, and compiling them for publication. Please understand that if a story is distributed online without my permission and crediting me before it appears in my book, it has the potential to harm my credibility.
I do not know who this person is and I don’t want to know because I’m sure that this is just a simple misunderstanding. I have flagged the Craiglist post for a copyright violation but I’d like to ask that whoever put it up pull it voluntarily.
Thanks for your understanding.

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Baby Wirecutter’s first snow – “What the fuck is this shit?”

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And for your morning Florida news…

A woman faces a battery charge after an argument with another woman over fresh bacon Thursday, according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report.

Widna St. Jean, 24, was at the McDonald’s inside a BP gas station in Golden Gate when the woman came in from the drive-thru to complain that she didn’t have fresh bacon on her sandwich, according to the report.
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Good Morning

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Eh, I’ve had worse landlords

A woman in a Pittsburgh suburb thought there was something strange going on in her apartment, so she set up security cameras.

She was shocked when she reviewed the footage and, according to police, saw her landlord masturbating on her clothes.
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“I thought YOU locked the damned door!!!”

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“You shameless hussy…”

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Clean up your fucking rooms, Ladies

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Gotta be Oakland

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CMP 1911 Information – December 12, 2017

The CMP Board of Directors has discussed at length how the sales of 1911s would be handled, if the CMP were to ever receive them from the United States Army.

Some preliminary decisions further clarified updated 12/12/2017:
1) CMP will have an all-new 1911 order form, 1911 purchasing instructions, a 1911 page on our web site, a dedicated 1911 FFL fax number and email address for the FFL holder to send their FFL with customer’s name attached. The customer will have to send in a complete new order packet with all new qualifying criteria included. Everyone will be a new customer, everyone starts with no advantage or disadvantage. CMP 1911 is an FFL governed operation and is a separate entity from CMP and has to have its own record keeping operation with no ties to the old CMP records.
2) Decisions concerning the grade and pricing of the 1911s will not be made until inspection has occurred of a substantial quantity which will take an estimated 150 days post receipt. CMP will price at fair market value in accordance with CMP’s enabling legislation.
3) Potential purchasers will have to provide to CMP a new set of documents exhibiting: 1) proof of U.S. Citizenship, 2) proof of membership in a CMP affiliated club, 3) proof of participation in a marksmanship activity, 4) a new form 2A with notary, 5) a signed copy of the 01, 02, 07 Federal Firearms License in which the 1911 will be transferred to. These are “store front” FFLs.
4) A NICS background check will be performed by CMP on the customer to assure the customer is eligible to purchase prior to shipment to the “store front” FFL licensed dealer. The customer must receive a “proceed” from NICS prior to shipment of the pistol to the FFL licensed dealer.
5) The CMP customer will be required to complete a form 4473 in person at the FFL dealers place of business, successfully passing a NICS check, in which the information is provided by the FFL holder to NICS, before the pistol can be transferred. This is a second NICS check performed on the customer.
6) Qualified CMP customer will only be allowed to purchase one 1911 per calendar year.
7) No 1911s available in the CMP stores, or on line, only mail order sales. All 1911 orders will come in via USPS, UPS, Fed EX, etc.
8) CMP will set the date in which it will accept orders for the 1911s. The date will be posted to the world.
9) Orders will only be accepted via mail order delivery, USPS, UPS, Fed Ex, etc.
10) Orders will only be accepted post marked on the date or after, no early orders.
11) Once CMP receives 10,000 orders, customer names will be loaded into the Random Number Generator.
12) The Random Number Generator will provide a list of names in sequence order through a random picking process to CMP.
13) Customers will be contacted in the sequence provided by the Random Number Generator.
14) When the customer is contacted a list of 1911 grades and pricing options that are available will be offered for selection of one 1911 type pistol.
15) As CMP proceeds down the sequenced list less grades and pricing options will be available.
Note: 1911 type pistols purchased from CMP cannot be transferred to 03 FFL (curio and relic) license. BATF and the United States Army prefer the second background check be performed by a “store front” FFL dealer. Each customer purchasing a 1911 type pistol from CMP will be subjected to two NICS background checks, one the information provided by CMP to NICS and the second the information will be provided to NICS by the FFL dealer in which the pistol is shipped.

Ordering Information: CMP will have an all-new 1911 order form, 1911 purchasing instructions, a 1911 page on our web site, a dedicated 1911 FFL fax number and email address for the FFL holder to send their FFL with customer name attached. The customer will have to send in a complete new order packet with all new qualifying criteria included. Everyone will be a new customer, everyone starts with no advantage or disadvantage. CMP 1911 is an FFL governed operation and is a separate entity from CMP and has to have its own record keeping operation with no ties to the old CMP records.

Concerning sale price of the 1911s: CMP has been selling M1 Garands, M1 Carbines, 1903s, .22s, etc. for 21+ years and we have never taken advantage of anyone. CMP is not going to start price gouging people now with the 1911s. The 1911s will be priced at fair market value just like our M1 Garands. The CMP’s enabling legislation directs sales of items at fair market value.

Mark Johnson
Chief Operating Officer
Civilian Marksmanship Program
www.thecmp.org

-Singlestack

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I’ve been to a few concerts like that

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Irish – The Early Years

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Talk about a blow out…

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