On suspicion of being under the influence of drugs…..

MISSION VIEJO, Calif. — Southern California sheriff’s deputies responding to a report of a suspicious man next to a parked SUV arrived to find him attempting an unusual (and ineffective) method to fix a flat tire.

The man was attempting to patch two damaged tires using gauze and Band-Aids, Orange County authorities said in a Facebook post.

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Way to go, Walmart

Walmart is calling on Congress to consider introducing legislation to ban so-called “assault weapons” nationwide.

“We made our own decision about assault rifles several years ago when we removed that category from our stores, and we believe it’s time for Congress to debate that issue as well,” Dan Bartlett, executive vice president of corporate affairs for Walmart, said during a press conference covered by Business Insider. “And we will lend our perspective and support as somebody who’s been a firearms dealer for more than 20 years.”

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When you act the fool…..

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Quick, give me a quarter

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The li’l bitch just won’t shut the fuck up

U.S.A. –-(Ammoland.com)- The anti-gun-rights student activist group co-founded by David Hogg, now identified as a survivor of the 2018 Parkland, FL high school shooting, has announced a sweeping gun control agenda that appears to be straight out of the gun ban lobby playbook.

According to Axios.com, the wish list presented by Hogg’s “March for Our Lives” includes the following:

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Gonna be hard to beat that littering charge

A Westmoreland man is being held on $43,000 bond after nearly running over two officers during a routine traffic stop, evading authorities, smashing into a patrol car, and being in possession of a gun and drugs.

According to the Affidavit of Complaint filed by Sergeant Joseph Woodard of the Macon County Sheriff’s Department, 34-year-old David A. Price was pulled over on Jack Porter Rd. for having a suspended license.

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No wonder Safeway’s profit margins are up

SEATTLE (KOMO) – Twenty-three kilos of cocaine were found hidden in a box of bananas in a Bellingham Safeway Sunday, according to Bellingham Police Department Lt. Claudia Murphy.

Workers were unloading a box of bananas and found it.

According to King County Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Ryan Abbott, cocaine was also found in a Woodinville Safeway and a Federal Way Safeway.

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Sorry guys – no pictures

The ongoing saga of three women who want to go topless in New Hampshire continues. The ladies are challenging a Laconia town ordinance that prohibits the practice. Having failed to find relief at any court in the Granite State, they’d like SCOTUS to hear them out.

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Damn, how long did you leave them in there?

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

AUGUST 15–A “crazed” McDonald’s customer whose Filet-O-Fish order was somehow botched at the drive-thru window “pitched a fit” and began bashing another vehicle with a shopping cart, Florida police report.

The male suspect, who remains at large, was in line Sunday at a McDonald’s in Sarasota when he “did not get his fillet of fish,” according to cops.

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They lost me when they dropped the swimsuit competition

These stories reinforce the institutionalized supremacy ideology of the left. What Piers Morgan referred to in my earlier post as the lefts urge to destroy you for disagreeing with them. Katie Williams, a combat vet, and Miss Nevada is a Trump supporter.

The Miss America Pageant director, unable to separate their politics, has disqualified her from participating. Because, to the Left, your politics is all that matters.

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Good Morning

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Giving poor white trash a bad name

LONDON, Ky. (AP) — Police in Kentucky say a mother and grandmother were arrested when deputies discovered a 16-day-old newborn covered in ants on the floorboard of their van.

News outlets report 32-year-old Rebecca Jean Fultz and 69-year-old Charolette J. Simpson were charged Thursday with criminal abuse of a child and failure to use a child restraint device.

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Population in Red Boiling Springs to stabilize this weekend

Four police officers have resigned in Red Boiling Springs, leaving only Interim Chief Jeff Gentry on the force.

RBS Police Chief Kevin Woodard and Patrolman Mark Bartley resigned on Thursday (effective immediately), the RBS City Council accepted the resignation of Assistant Chief Justin Adams at the Tuesday night meeting, and Officer William Cherry resigned before the meeting was over.

When contacted by telephone on Friday morning, a RBS city employee stated there was only one police officer in the City of Red Boiling Springs.

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An honest and hardworking people

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Federal authorities say a drug sweep in Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia has netted more than 800 pounds of methamphetamine.

The Drug Enforcement Administration says in a news release that Mexican cartels and other drug trafficking groups and individuals were targeted.

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You can buy guns online without a background check?

WASHINGTON — In the week of the two-year anniversary of Charlottesville and the aftermath of mass shootings in El Paso, Kamala Harris Wednesday announced a new executive action she would take as president to require background checks for online gun sales as part of an effort to combat domestic terrorism.

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Matthew Caldwell

Matthew Caldwell, (March 8, 1798 – December 28, 1842), also spelled Mathew Caldwell was a 19th-century Texas settler, military figure, Captain of the Gonzales – Seguin Rangers and a signer of the Texas Declaration of Independence. Because of his recruitment ride ahead of the Battle of Gonzales, some have called him the Paul Revere of Texas.

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I’m sure she’s taken, men

Continue reading

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Texting and driving, no doubt

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Set your thermostat to 82 degrees at night, my ass

Fresh from the same Dept. of Energy and EPA that gave us: toilets that don’t flush; light bulbs that don’t light; dishwashers that don’t wash; plant-based fuel that burns like carrots; and paper straws that dissolve in liquid…. Now we get this:

[…] Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you’re home.

When you’re at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you’re sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.

Setting the thermostat at 82° at night is well recognized grounds for divorce. I swear these administrative state progressives are going to have us force-fed sustainable algae cakes if this keeps up.


No way could I do that. I’d be waking up in the morning wondering if I’d sweated that puddle out or pissed the bed.

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