Happy New Year, motherfuckers.

We made it through another one, although I don’t see where that make’s any damned difference at all.
All I got to say is I made through the year without killing a motherfucker. I think.
I got no words of encouragement, not the traditional kind, anyways.

I will say this though:
An unloaded rifle is a club.
An unloaded handgun isn’t even a fucking club.
Be kind to animals. If you hunt, kill it cleanly.
Fuck Obama.
Condition Yellow at all times.
Keep an eye on your friends. Take that any way you want.
Charity comes from the heart.
Don’t be a pussy. Take no shit off nobody.
You can be pushed only if you allow it.
Do your recons. Keep them current.
The moment you show fear or submission, you lose.
Respect only those that have earned it.

Well, that’s about all I got.
-Wirecutter

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26 Responses to Happy New Year, motherfuckers.

  1. chams90 says:

    Happy New Year keep your powder Dry an watch your back

  2. Greg B says:

    Shit. I’m at Red. All day. Every day.
    Really starting to wear at me.

  3. Felina Flash says:

    That covers it quite well. Happy New Year.

  4. Kennymac says:

    Words to live by. Especially these:

    Don’t be a pussy. Take no shit off nobody.
    You can be pushed only if you allow it.

    Watching the pussification of America is heartbreaking. It is way past time for the cowered to stop acting like cowards.

  5. Spiro says:

    Happy new year.

  6. Wirecutter,

    (captaincrunch)

    Very rarely, do I copy and paste anything onto my computer. The list above is one I did copy.

    On the “Be kind to animals” part. I have rescued several dogs and kept a few and gave a few away too good homes. I also hunt but the only critters I will shoot ‘en masse are the feral hogs in Texas which are an outright plague.

  7. The Old Man says:

    As near as I can tell, all you forgot was TANSTAAFL.

  8. Vinny says:

    Lucifer’s Hammer opened my eyes and I agree with you about keeping your eyes on your friends. Beck, for all his faults, is a fucking prophet; without God, we’re just a bunch of thieves, murderers, and food.

  9. hiswiserangel says:

    Happy New Year, wirecutter. Clean slate.
    Hugs to Miss Lisa and CGD.

  10. stevierayv says:

    Happy New Year be well and prosperous.

  11. Cheyanne Cody says:

    Will pass this around to my friends. Why? Because it is priceless. Will I have any friends after they read it? Who gives a fuck. Have a good one.

  12. And that should be enough, I printing this and hanging it on my doorpost where I can see it everyday as a reminder.
    My Favorite? “Don”t be a pussy!”

    God help us all.

  13. BillyK says:

    Happy New Year Meaux Feaux
    Billy Keslick from Louisiana

  14. Concerned Mama says:

    Happy New Year to you, Miss Lisa, and CGD.

  15. Tennessean says:

    Fuckin’ a. Spot on.

  16. Happy New Year, Knuckles!

  17. Bacon Lover says:

    Live each day with courage.

    Take pride in your work.

    Always finish what you start.

    Do what has to be done.

    Be tough, but fair.

    When you make a promise, keep it.

    Ride for the brand.

    Talk less and say more.

    Remember that some things aren’t for sale.

    Know where to draw the line.

  18. Bootmaker says:

    Then theres always my personal favorite…
    Fuck ’em n feed ’em fish heads
    Happy New Year amigo

  19. madminute says:

    happy new year Ken, and the rest of you here! keep both eyes open and stay frosty!

  20. Dirtcheap says:

    Good thoughts to live by in these times, and a fine New Year’s resolve. One should never make rash assumptions based on appearance but am guessing you won’t be going quietly into that dark night of mindless slavery being rolled out across the land.

  21. Quote of the day at ushanka. Happy new year to you, Lisa and CGD!

  22. Bella says:

    Happy New Year All. It’s gonna be a good ‘un.

  23. Mamma Jude says:

    Happy New Year Kenny

  24. Conan says:

    I remember what my dad used to say, “Be like cheap toilet paper, rough, tough, and don’t take shit off of anyone.”

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