Was he watching the girls or the boys?

A 72-year old substitute teacher at a public high school in the never-ending suburbs of Connecticut proved that he’s still got it when he was busted for allegedly masturbating right there in a hallway.

The septuagenarian teacher is Michael Luecke, reports The Courant. The incident happened on Wednesday. The scene of the crime was Westhill High School in Stamford.

Police say a school paraprofessional spotted Luecke doing the deed just after 7:30 a.m. The woman said she walked by Luecke as he was sitting in the hallway. She thought maybe he was hurt.

When she approached him, she said, she realized that the 72-year old substitute teacher had his hand stuck down his pants and was “manipulating his penis.”

The school paraprofessional then notified school officials, who notified police.

At that point, school officials removed Luecke from the class he was calmly teaching.

According to The Courant, surveillance video of the scene shows Luecke in a stairwell “suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard.”

The sub then vanishes behind some lockers for a moment. Then, he reappears, lying on his back on the floor, focused on the task at hand. At some point, the shocked paraprofessional discovered him — but not before a half dozen students stroll by.

It’s not clear if the students noticed Luecke, realized what he was doing or cared. Nevertheless, school officials as well as local police are working to identify the teenagers to see if they need counseling.

Meanwhile, notes News 12 Connecticut, police have announced that they will not be releasing the video.

Luecke, who has no criminal record, now faces three charges: public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.

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7 Responses to Was he watching the girls or the boys?

  1. Rebecca says:

    The lights are on bu,t from the photo, I’m not sure if anyone’s home. Probably an Obama voter.

  2. Nic says:

    What the hell is “risk of injury to a minor” if its what I think it is I’m guilty! I have thought about slapping the shit out of a few little punks now and then! :)

  3. bill night says:

    wanking furiously at age 72? they oughta give him an award!

    • crazyeighter says:

      Or if nothing else, leave him alone until he’s finished; at 72, there’s no telling when he’s going to get his next boner.

  4. Queen Bee says:

    Krikies, the things they teach in govt. schools nowadays, the students probably thought it was a lesson.
    As far as them needing counseling, good grief, get a grip….no pun intended. ;-)

    Miss Violet

  5. cato1776 says:

    He’s Union and Tenured…..suspension with pay …. until Labor relations decides to expunge the alleged infraction from his record. He will retire with his $90,000 per year retirement benefit intact.

    That’s the Government/Union way.

  6. Steve_in_CA says:

    WTF is a “paraprofessional

    WTF is a “paraprofessional” anyways?

Play nice.