Just askin’…..

I was clowning Brotherman Saturday and asked him if he ever wished he’d been born white.
“What?!!” he was acting all indignant and shit “Main, what kinda question that is?” Then he thinks for a second and says “Well, maybe when I’m gettin’ pulled over by the PO-lice and fixin’ to get a ticket.” Then he axed me “What about choo, main? You ever wish you’d been born black instead of a creepy-ass cracka?”
Took me about a half a second and I came back with “Oh sure, when I was single trying to pick up hot-ass white wimmens.”

Brotherman Jerome at work 6 or 7 years ago

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7 Responses to Just askin’…..

  1. C W Swanson says:

    Brotherman gonna whup on yo azz one of these days. ;-)

    • Wirecutter says:

      Naw, he can’t fight worth a shit. He also can’t dance or play sports. Come to think of it he’s a poor excuse for a black man. And he’s as Right Winged as I am. Holy shit, maybe he should’ve been born white!

      • hiswiserangel says:

        Is he, you know, anatomically…..um, ~wink wink~…?

        • Wirecutter says:

          Correct? Is that what you’re trying to say? Other than a couple of fingertips on his right hand from when he worked as a meat cutter, he is anatomically correct. He has to arms, hands, legs and feet.
          Why on earth would you wonder that?

          • hiswiserangel says:

            Anatomically well-endowed as per legend. Sheesh, do I have to draw a picture for you? because I can….

          • Andy says:

            He might be asking out of jealousy. How many black guys do you know that act white but are hung like black? Yep, pure jealousy.

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