It’s true, I’m old.

Yeah man, it’s a sure sign of age when your morning shit takes longer than your shower.
Morning shit – anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes depending on how involved in the book I’m reading.
Shower – 5 minutes, maybe 7 minutes with a happy ending.

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7 Responses to It’s true, I’m old.

  1. Wraith says:

    You’re old? Shit, I’m so old, my Bible study was called “Current Events!”

  2. Terry says:

    You need waterproof books. Then you will need a bigger hot water heater.

  3. triffman says:

    I can relate! Used to only place I could get some peace and quiet, thumb through a Cabellas. Hell this is where everyone corners me now. WTFO?

  4. livin to ride says:

    we don’t wanna hear about the happy ending

  5. czechsix says:

    Yeah…same same.

    And then you go to look at your regular sites for the day, like WRSA….and it’s been hacked by some muslims.

    Sigh. What a life.

  6. crazyeighter says:

    Just wait until a Happy Ending is no longer an option.

  7. Old? you are the same age as my baby brother.

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