I decided to dump the wore-out old man look and go with ruggedly handsome.
My fucking beard got so long it was starting to dread up and shit. Then I found a grasshopper in it. Then CharlieGodammit decided it was a bush and tried to hike his leg on it.
Okay, here’s the real deal. Once it gets to be 6 or 7 inches long it starts to bug the fuck out of me when the wind blows. I don’t know why, it just does, almost like somebody’s pulling on it. When that happens, I cut it off and start over. No big deal except I can’t hardly think without having something to tug on while contemplating.
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