Please die

January 8, 2015 Sen. Barbara Boxer, who has served in the Senate for 21 years, announced Thursday she will retire at the end of her term. Her retirement, at the end of her term in 2016, will open a Senate seat in California for the first time since 1992.

In an interview with her grandson Zach Rodham (who is also Hillary Clinton’s nephew), Boxer said that while she will be leaving Congress, she will continue her work on Democratic politics. And when it came to 2016, she dropped a very large hint.

“Zach, I am never going to retire. The work is too important. But I will not be running for the Senate in 2016,” Boxer said. “I have to make sure the Senate seat stays progressive. That is so critical. And I want to help our Democratic candidate for president make history.”


Let us pray for a major car accident – a head-on high speed collision involving her and Dianne Feinstein would be great.

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15 Responses to Please die

  1. gamegetterII says:

    Boxer and Feinstein taken out at the same time would solve a hell of a lot of problems.

  2. Stretch says:

    Don’t forget the gasoline tanker. Gotta burn the bodies so they can’t come back as Zombie-Dems.

  3. I’m more hopeful for a high-speed bullet myself…there’s gotta be somebody out there crazy enough

  4. Tractordude says:

    Lets hope for a trifecta with Nancy Pelosi in the same accident.

  5. Ian Restil says:

    Let’s try a little syllogism here:

    The citizens of Kalifornia continue to elect Boxer and Feinstein.
    Wirecutter is a citizen of Kalifornia.
    Therefore, Wirecutter continues to elect Boxer and Feinstein.

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      • Ian Restil says:

        You’re not alone in your adulation of *Senator* Boxer. Fruit of the Loom issued the following tweet today:

        Congrats to Barbara Boxer on a term that was anything but brief. #WeLoveBoxers

        — Fruit of the Loom (@FruitOfTheLoom) January 8, 2015

  6. Ivor says:

    From your lips to God’s ear!

  7. dawg417 says:

    We need to complete this list of the mangled bodies killed and burned in the horrific accident following the retirement party(thank god) of Barbara Boxer briefs, Diane Frankenstein, Nancy (Pass it to see what is in it) Pelosi, Hillary (the cunt) Clinton.
    this would be enough for me to make life worth living again. And make Ted Cruz actually smile again.

  8. DAN III says:

    Fuck that bitch Boxer, and Feinswine, and Hitlery, and Barry Soetoro and every no-good Marxist Mofo who ever entered a voting booth and voted for these Marxist bitches.

  9. Lord of the Fleas says:

    “In an interview with her grandson Zach Rodham (who is also Hillary Clinton’s nephew)…”

    Every once in a while a little tidbit like this pops up to remind us yet again just how incredibly fucking incestuous the political class really is. Jeeee-sus!

  10. crazyeighter says:

    In an interview with her grandson Zach Rodham (who is also Hillary Clinton’s nephew)…

    Lord of the Fleas, are we the only people to see this as part of the problem in this country?

  11. CC says:

    Since she packs a Glock, wouldn’t it be delicious if she succumbed to her own negligent discharge accident?
    Oh, the irony!

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