Dragon Leatherworks, you have your work cut out for you

lice arrested a 20-year-old Gary woman early Friday after she allegedly fired three gunshots at the man who repossessed her car from the Woodlake Village apartments parking lot, police said.

Minutes after the repo driver called police to report the occupants of a white Pontiac had followed him from the apartment complex and the female passenger shot at him, Patrolman Phil Cook located the car on 5th Avenue at the entrance to Interstate 94.

After a search of the white Pontiac, police did not immediately locate a weapon, but Cook noticed the woman had her hand inside her pants and called Lt. Dawn Westerfield to the scene. Westerfield discovered the barrel of a loaded .38-caliber Colt revolver protruding from the woman’s vagina and removed the handgun, which had three spent rounds, the report states.
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17 Responses to Dragon Leatherworks, you have your work cut out for you

  1. DAN III says:

    Having sex with that woman you’d best strap a board across your ass to keep from fallin’ in !

  2. Dan says:

    Women…remember to do your Kegel exercises. If this woman had a tighter cooter from exercise she might have been able to hang on to the gun with no hands and gotten away with it.

  3. b says:

    Posted on that yesterday….

    At least it isn’t “off-body” carry….

  4. guy says:

    Some enterprising gun re-finisher should tag her for a paid promotional endorsement – “Can your gun’s finish stand up to this?”

    That’s assuming that there is a UltraNitroCarboNanoNickle plating that would let a gun survive in that environment.

  5. Angel says:

    I can not only hold on to it, I can load it, spin the cylinder and pull the trigger.

  6. Dav343 says:

    Fits Like a Glove my friends, like a Glove…. Like a size XXL winter mitten

  7. Dragon says:

    Wait wait wait…..

    The BARREL was sticking out?

    She got the whole fucking gun in there GRIP FIRST?

    Holy shit. That had to be uncomfortable. Unless, of course, she’s into fisting and BDSM, then it would be a piece of cake.

  8. JB says:

    “Flashlight hell, help me find my keys and we’ll DRIVE out.”

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