An oldie but goodie

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of goat. Within a few weeks the goat, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Okie Joe, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages.
Now Okie Joe, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn’t very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Joe to satisfy the female goat. So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the goat–for five hundred bucks?
Joe replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over. The following day, Joe announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her,” and “Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union.”
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?
“Well,” said Joe, “You’ve gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks.”

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3 Responses to An oldie but goodie

  1. Unclezip says:

    Hadn’t herd that one. I’m printing it up now to take to my goat fuc…um, goat farming neighbor.

  2. BaconLover says:

    Well? Did they give him the week to come up with the loot? Inquiring minds want to know :)
    Jeesh

  3. Geoff R says:

    Condition No 4 could have been that he needed time to convert to muzzy so there would be no comebacks at all.It’s nature.

Play nice.