Yeah well, what did you expect, man?

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 black and 2 Mexican guys arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said “Wait here. I will be right back.”
St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!”
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God’s chambers and says “Well, they’re gone.”
“Who, the black and Mexican guys?” asked God.
“No. The Pearly Gates.”

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3 Responses to Yeah well, what did you expect, man?

  1. dickweed says:

    LMAOF. That’s funny as shit.

    BTW that’s very RACISSSSTT. You should be ashamed and pay reperashions. HA!

    LOVE IT.

  2. Doug says:

    Well that is exquisitely sublime. Heh

  3. GI-had Joe says:

    A man walks into a Mexikan-AmeriKan book store where he is approached by the Owner, who asks if he requires assistance. The man replies that he is looking for a book written by Donald Trump that outlines his position on illegal aliens violating US laws. The Owner, quite agitated, his voice elevated, responds to the customer by pointing to the door and yelling “get the fuck outta here!” The customer looks at him and says in astonishment….good guess, and I want it in hard cover.

Play nice.