When midgets go bad

An angry dwarf has been jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and threatening to kill two carers while impersonating a Doctor Who Dalek.
Ian Salter-Bromley, 55, filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting ‘Exterminate! Exterminate!’ in a row which led to him being Tasered twice by police.
The court heard how Salter-Bromley, who is 4ft tall, had initially been ‘quite jolly’ while talking with the carers during a visit to his sheltered housing complex in Hull.

Angry dwarf Ian Salter-Bromley, given an ASBO for his uncivlised behaviour including a dirty protest in Hull.

Angry dwarf Ian Salter-Bromley, given an ASBO for his uncivlised behaviour including a dirty protest in Hull.

But he then threatened to kill one of the members of staff, chanting: ‘I’m a Dalek! I’m going to kill you Joe!’ in the manner of the Doctor Who villain.
Hull Crown Court heard how Salter-Bromley then barricaded his flat door, which led to a stand-off with police.
When officers finally burst in, he was holding a 20cm knife and was so angry that ‘veins were sticking out of his neck’.
Officers then stunned him because they ‘feared for their welfare’, the court heard.
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I’d have tazed his ass too. Those little fuckers are retard strong and they have such a low center of gravity it’s damned near impossible to knock one over.

By the way, the caption under the photo refers to a ‘dirty protest’. For the uninformed, that’s where they refuse to take care of personal hygiene and smear shit and piss on the walls of their cells. That was a popular form of protest a few times used by the boys of the IRA when the courts refused them political status. Yeah, I know.

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3 Responses to When midgets go bad

  1. Wait, I thought that all you had to do to fight a dwarf was place a palm on their forehead and hold them at a distance while they swing and curse? That isn’t true?

  2. ed357 says:

    Damn…….no video.

  3. Larry says:

    That 8″ knife he had kind of makes up for his lack of reach, you know. Now maybe a toilet bowl plunger stuck over his face to hold him at a distance would do the trick?

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