WiscoDave, take heed.

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14 Responses to WiscoDave, take heed.

  1. WiscoDave says:

    Yep. Toss the fucker as soon as you’re done with it.
    Then again, being Navy, he may have thought it was the best looking bar pickup he’d had in a while; why not take her home?

  2. Can’t make up that shit – Mark Twain correct – again.

  3. guy says:

    Clicking the heels of my red sequined shoes – “please let this be real!, please let this be real!”

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

    Also, ‘public animal’?

    • kennymac says:

      “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.”

      Yep. I flat out lost it at the swimming pool part.

    • pdwalker says:

      Used a raccoon to pass a breathalyzer? You’re killing me man!

  4. pigpen51 says:

    just goes to show, some peoples kids just never learn. should have used a tame raccoon. those wild ones are just too unpredictable.

  5. James says:

    Good raccoon!

  6. rebpirate says:

    Turns out the story was made up. I kind of figured that much when they said it was a PO1. They’re not that resourceful. Now, if it were a Navy Chief…

  7. AC says:

    I might have bought this it it were a drunk Marine trying to leave Pendleton to go get more drunk somewhere off base. They used to have these huge steel trash containers outside the various barracks buildings – they might still be there, I don’t know. They had doors people were supposed to keep closed, but nobody ever did. So the raccoons pretty much lived in them, getting plump and grumpy, and harassing people throwing stuff away.

  8. Luther Wu says:

    Rocky Raccoon

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