¡Frijoles y menudo, ay chihuahua!

It was most of the warehouse’s break time or lunch, I don’t remember which, and I had to run upstairs for something real quick. As I was coming back downstairs there was a half dozen or so mexicans seated on the stairs lined up on the right hand side jabbering away, leaving room for traffic down the left.
I got to looking and thought ‘I don’t like none of them motherfuckers anyway’ so when I was passing them, my ass level with their heads, I cranked one out. Now I’m pretty good at stealth farting – I can disperse equally over a wide area and I can do it quietly.
I don’t know what the fuck was wrong with my control today. Yeah, I cropdusted the entire crowd but damn, it sounded like I shit my pants.
The only thing that saved me was right about the time I ahem blew past them a handful of their buddies were walking in to join them and saw (and heard) the whole thing. They thought it was so hilarious they hustled me out the door, jeering at their amigos the whole time.
Luckily I was able to make my escape to another bathroom on the other side of the warehouse where I could check my pants.

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10 Responses to ¡Frijoles y menudo, ay chihuahua!

  1. Devil Tongue says:

    …and what was the end result???

    • Wirecutter says:

      Well, my workday got a lot harder and it’s a good thing I clock out 20-30 minutes after they do. I still expected to find a pile of shit on my hood though.

  2. singlestack says:

    That was a shitty thing to do.

  3. CC says:

    If they were anything like some Mexes I’ve passed by, you dispensed air freshener.

  4. idahobob says:

    I’m proud of ya!


  5. pdwalker says:

    This port be racis n sheet.

  6. Timbo says:

    I’m embarrassed to say that this story cause me to go into some sort of snickering spasms!
    I’m ashamed to be 55 and and still laugh like an 8 year old when I hear fart stories.

    • Rat Bastard says:

      I’m 53 and laughed my ass off too. But I’ve also cleared a Torpedo Room on a 688 class submarine!

  7. cwac says:

    Vitamins in the air……

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