It’s almost not funny

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It’s 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!”

The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally.”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America.”

The person says, “I not American, I Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that expired two years ago.”

The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, “Thank you for wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via Arizona.”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an American?”

She says, “No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10 years ago.”

Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”

The African lady checks her watch and says: “Probably at work.”

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14 Responses to It’s almost not funny

  1. livin to ride says:

    the truth hurts… don’t it..

  2. Stu says:

    That’s closer to truth than humor.

  3. Ofay Cat says:

    Reminds me of the joke about the New York apartment in a run down area … caught fire on morning early and several blacks, hispanics and muslims who lived there died in the fire. The survivors were incensed that none of the white tenants died and claimed they were saved first, but it turned out that they had all got up early at work that morning.

  4. art says:

    So in Canada we see this every day. We are lost.

  5. Mike says:

    you most definitely live in a different America than me. White Americans have overstayed their welcome for centuries now and actually brought people over here to do their work that they were too lazy to do. now they complain about them.that ring a bell? i bet that real truth hurts too huh?

  6. Mike says:

    that’s why yer gettin phased out– cause yer weak!!! and lazy. all the high-tec jobs and higher education jobs are coming from foreigners because you’re too dumb to even care for yourselves. bitch about that the next time you have to have surgery or see a cardiologist.

  7. John McCommas says:


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