Oh shit, Wisco. It’s a Jedburgh coon. You’re fucked now.

11-06-032

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7 Responses to Oh shit, Wisco. It’s a Jedburgh coon. You’re fucked now.

  1. Unclezip says:

    But it’s still on the porch…

  2. ed357 says:

    That’s just Rocket……

  3. Mountain Rat says:

    (still on the porch”) good one! Sammy the punk won’t like that at all.

  4. Seneca III says:

    O.K., O.K., after several years of following this interesting blog with an abiding sense of morbid fascination this elderly old limey throws his arms into the air and screams ” I give up!”

    Who the fuck is Dave and what is a ‘Wisco’?

    Please, what’s left of my sanity depends upon it.

  5. outlawpatriot says:

    Ok, that’s funny. I just shot beer out of my nose. :-)

  6. Seneca III says:

    Thank you, Wirecutter, and hallo to WiscoDave. I am now up to speed – I think.

    I do know those little bandit-faced bastards from my six months in Canada on an exchange tour half a century ago. Also their species’ cousins in ‘Nam (1st Aust. Task Force, Phouc Tuy, then) not long after – the bloody things lived under the barge boards of my tented, sand bagged hoochie and were a perpetual incitement to murder. On one occasion we even tried an M61 with a tasty bit of bait attached to the ring where the pin was hairline hanging just on the lever (thumb firmly on the lever until absolutely sure and even then with running shoes firmly laced on).

    The Commanding Officer was not impressed but the Military Police decided not to investigate any further having been advised that “Fuck off or die was their only option.”

    Other than that cousins, and Wirecutter in particular, living as you do on or near that bit of the fault line that may well subside into deep waters, I shall be back over in the land of milk and hamburgers for a last-saloon reunion in couple of weeks time (in the Old Dominion) but am unlikely to make it much further beyond.

    So, hang on to your freedoms, guys and gals, and don’t let them disarm you as they have done to me and mine.

    We are fucked, now, but you can still make it through by making sure you aren’t.

    All of my best wishes to you and yours…
    …The Limey Bastard.

    P.S. Wisco, pepper spray and the judicious use of your baseball bat could save you a shit load of ammo expense and the former can be used as an area suppressive weapon provided you don’t hit your pigs with it . Just sayin’. T.

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