I spaced Tuesday’s GMG out completely, so I scheduled two for this morning. Then y’all get to do without my wit and humor until I roll my ass out of bed and take care of some business, sometime after 11 AM. It’s the New Year’s, give me a fucking break. I’ll give you more as soon as I cop a buzz.
NOW HOT FUCKING HOT IS THAT????? Ohmigod I think I just had one of those premature nocturnal ejactionatial things. Please tell me they come in crotch snaps or I’ll go broke just cutting the goddamned crotch away with my new Ek Model 4 Commando Knife.
Holy shit, I need to start shopping for wine in my local supermarket.