Your Good Morning Girls

I spaced Tuesday’s GMG out completely, so I scheduled two for this morning. Then y’all get to do without my wit and humor until I roll my ass out of bed and take care of some business, sometime after 11 AM. It’s the New Year’s, give me a fucking break. I’ll give you more as soon as I cop a buzz.


NOW HOT FUCKING HOT IS THAT????? Ohmigod I think I just had one of those premature nocturnal ejactionatial things. Please tell me they come in crotch snaps or I’ll go broke just cutting the goddamned crotch away with my new Ek Model 4 Commando Knife.


Holy shit, I need to start shopping for wine in my local supermarket.

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12 Responses to Your Good Morning Girls

  1. idahobob says:

    OMYGAWD! I’m tongue tied!


  2. Angel says:

    That bodysuit is adorable! I’ve spent all day looking for it online and can’t find it anywhere.
    If anyone knows where I can buy one, please let me know!

  3. bob e says:

    bet that smooth stuff goes down fine ..

  4. Pops says:

    You made my day, but don’t tell my wife….

    Happy New Year!

  5. FrankC says:

    It’th thothe elathtic thongths. They’ll catch your tongue every time.

  6. Unomac says:

    Reminds me of a joke my Grandpa told, when he was 93 years old.
    He was shopping at the grocery store and got everything on his list in the cart, but something was nagging at him that there was one more item that he needed, but just couldn’t remember what it was. That’s when he turned around to back down the isle, saw the girl with the mini-dress bending down to get something off the bottom shelf and remembered what it was.
    Bayer Asprin!

  7. Ken says:

    Angel-here you go.

    Bought one for wifey yesterday. Looking forward to finding it on the bedroom floor.

  8. John says:

    Fantastic view!

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