Happy Happy!!!

Today is me and My wife’s 4th wedding anniversary. Yup, married 4 years ago, but she actually saved my life a year before that. She saved me from a drunken stupor and a downhill slide within a week after meeting her. Yes, she bowled me over that hard. Up until I met her it was all about women meeting my fucking standards and if you didn’t like my lifestyle, then hit the fucking road. Not a one of them stuck around.

Lisa, I love you more than you can imagine and my biggest regret about marrying you four years ago is that we’re not doing it tomorrow – and the next day and the day after that.

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38 Responses to Happy Happy!!!

  1. mohaverat says:

    congrats to you Kenny and Ms Lisa. You are a damned lucky man Ken. I know what it means to find a good woman to share your life with. If it wasn’t for Mrs. Rat I would have been dead or serving a life sentence 20 years ago. I wish you many many more happy years together!

  2. Miss Lisa says:

    Honey, I would do it again tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that. I love you without pretense or reservation. I just simply do. Our path may seem rocky at times, but I’ll walk it gladly knowing it’s your hand I’m holding as we travel that road together. I love you….as honestly and as openly as I know how to do and will forever strive to fulfill you.



    Now c’mere and lay one on me!

  3. Granny says:

    Ahh, you two are so lucky, I have tears in my eyes as this is written. Love is truly the greatest gift.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Congratulations on your anniversary. Finding that special person you annoy for the rest of your lives is pretty special. :^)

  5. Greatgeezer says:

    Well said sir, and congratulations.

  6. Andy says:

    Congratulations to you both. I have been married for nearly 36 years and I can tell you that it keeps getting better and better

  7. Deb says:

    Congrats! You have found “The One”. Sometimes it takes a while, like a few mistakes and a few years later, but ain’t it funny how you just know when it happens?

  8. Robert Evans says:

    Happy Anniversary!

  9. Congratulations and best wishes for many more years together!

  10. da_truth36 says:

    Congratulations to both of you.

  11. Bobby says:

    Congratulations lovebirds. Here’s to many more.

  12. Jay says:

    22 years here Kenny, same circumstances. My regret is that it didn’t happen 40 years ago.

  13. rightwingterrorist says:


  14. Wylie Mike says:

    Congratulations!!! You are a very lucky couple.

  15. BOB says:

    Everyone has a soulmate, I’m happy you found yours.

  16. Chickenmom says:

    Happy, Happy Anniversary! Isn’t love amazing??

  17. Glenn B says:


  18. Unclezip says:

    Congratulations, guys. The best is yet to come.

  19. Angel says:

    Big hugs, y’all!
    Happy anniversary!
    ~get a room~

  20. Phil says:

    Congratulations, happy to hear you’re happy! Goin’ on 3 fer me n my missus, love her to death, well, not ACTUALLY, but lots!

    Okie Phil

  21. Kim says:

    Congratulations!! Many many more years!!

  22. Shell says:

    A very Happy Anniversary to you both. God bless.

  23. Inbredredneck says:

    And may you enjoy another forty. No tellin’ where I’d be today if it hadn’t been for my blushin’ bride. We’ll celebrate forty-five years in June.

  24. Randy Vickery says:

    Kenny you are one sweet sum bitch!

  25. crazyeighter says:

    Happy Anniversary y’all!

  26. D S Craft says:

    “..my biggest regret about marrying you four years ago is that we’re not doing it tomorrow…”
    or maybe not meeting her twenty years ago. Congratulations to both of you. The wealth you have found cannot be measured.

  27. Grandpa says:

    Congratulations. Love that deep and wide is not common, sadly. And it is beautiful… especially in our (ahem) ‘vintage’ years… when it seems love is based on who we are… really.
    God has blessed you both. Cherish it.

  28. jack says:

    Congratulations to the both of you. Here is to many more years of wedded bliss.

  29. Martin says:

    Congratulations! We are going on to 27 years this summer, and I wish that you can do the same

  30. Jack58 says:

    I came to the conclusion a while back that the considerable popularity of your site is mainly due to the paradox that is “you”.
    You are a Romantic, wrapped in a Badger, with the sarcastic wit of Oscar Wilde..
    A true American Original.

  31. wes says:

    Congrats and best wishes for many more


  32. Bryn says:

    Congratulations to you both!

  33. Happy anniversary, you two! And congrats for making the journey soon to God’s Country. I gotta tell yah, I can’t believe nobody’s picked up yet on Miss Lisa’s slam on the “Evil One” in her comment above:

    “I love you without pre-tents(teepees) or reservation.” I mean, Come ON! :)

  34. GunMonkey says:


  35. fjord says:

    You not only remembered, you screamed it to the world! Sweet!


  36. Kv says:

    Congratulations you two! Cool on ya both.

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