I know somehow, some way, that Angel caused it

AMARILLO, Texas – A head-on collision involving two freight trains caused several box cars to derail and erupt in flames in the Texas Panhandle on Tuesday, injuring an unknown amount of people and leading authorities to evacuate people who live nearby.

The accident happened near the town of Panhandle, about 25 miles northeast of Amarillo, according to Texas Department of Public Safety Lt. Bryan Witt. He had no cause or other details because emergency responders were still assessing the damage, Witt said.

The collision at about 8:40 a.m. involved two BNSF freight trains, BNSF Railway spokesman Joe Faust said.

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9 Responses to I know somehow, some way, that Angel caused it

  1. Unclezip says:

    She’s already trying to deflect blame, even though it was in her back yard. But we know.

  2. Angel says:

    I was walking Max near the crossing and bent over to tie my sneaker.
    My titty fell out of my tank top. The rest is history….

    No, you know what? Fuck you.

    • WiscoDave says:

      Personally I’m outraged that Kenny would even consider that you might have been involved. Shocked and outraged I tell you!

  3. Cederq says:

    Is that your not 20’s titties Miss Angel?

  4. Inbred Redneck says:

    My first thought was you were sunbathing nude, Angel. Does that earn me a “fuck you, too” too?

    • Angel says:

      The sun glare off my whiteness would have blinded people for miles.
      The damage would have been epic.

      And sure, you can fuck off with the rest of them.

      • Inbred Redneck says:

        Aww, that’s so special. If’n you could come up an actual “Angel Fuck Off” award patch or pin, I’d treasure it almost as much as my PH and CIB.

  5. Gnome Sane says:

    Many a train wreck have been caused by redheads pulling weeds.

Play nice.