Mean bastards


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9 Responses to Mean bastards

  1. Shell says:

    You don’t want to fuck with a peacock during mating season. Little bastards are very aggressive. They will quarrel with their own reflection in a chrome car bumper.

  2. WiscoDave says:

    Pretty funny to see all the photoshoped pictures of her running.

  3. Old Goat Patrol says:

    40 years ago I had family that owned a large farm. A side business they had was raising ornamental geese, swans and peacocks. My gruff old old grand uncle (did I say old) didn’t put up with any crap from them.

  4. Leonard Jones says:

    The hills of Palos Verdes are alive with the fuckers. They were common status
    symbol back in the 50’s, but they started breeding like cockroaches. A buddy
    of mine had to put up with one of these aggressive little bastards every morning just to
    get to his car. I suggested a good pellet gun, but like all welfare leeches, they are
    protected by the government!

  5. Hillbilly says:

    was a kid growing up on our ranch, Mom wanted a peacock cause their pretty. So while at the auction Dad bought her a pair. Within a couple of weeks the female had killed like 14 ducks and quite a few chickens. Dad exploded that bitch of a killer with a .44mag, poof it was over just like that!

  6. Andrew says:

    Pretty, and tasty to boot.

    Save the chickens, eat a pea-fowl!

  7. elric says:

    The scream they make can be rather unnerving, almost like a woman screaming.

    I’ve had friends nearly jump out of their skin hearing them the first time!

  8. tfA-t says:

    I had some India Blues. They loved to hang out on the decks and shit all over them. The hens will (they’ll wander off if you don’t pen them up during mating season) have a half dozen eggs every 2 weeks if you keep taking them away from her nest. Otherwise you’ll be up to your ass in birds in no time. The cocks make a particularly strange howl when they finally bust their nut. They do make excellent watch animals though. They’ll squawk at anything that is in your yard.

  9. idahobob says:

    Shotgun time!

    I hear that the little fuckers taste like pheasant.


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