A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

A man caught with drugs strapped to his penis said he was hiding them from his wife. Naturally.

Mark Wright was caught with a total 13 wraps of drugs strapped to his willy and balls.
He was arrested for trying to break into a house and was subjected to a strip search while in police custody.
During the procedure, officers found the packages of white powder, which turned out to be amphetamine, attached to his genitals.

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2 Responses to A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

  1. davidc says:

    Really, just a blip ? I’ll bet !

  2. Kv says:

    Yep, the dope has him by the balls, alright…

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