Just what exactly are they being searched for?

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10 Responses to Just what exactly are they being searched for?

  1. Hans says:

    The presence of a foreskin.

  2. Unclezip says:

    Fondling. Not searching.

  3. Tractordude says:

    He’s checking to be sure that guy isn’t smuggling bacon.

  4. Seneca III says:

    Bacon sandwiches? Hip flasks? Goat grease lubricants? Copies of Playboy?

  5. Mr says:

    That’s some Tsa bullshit right thar

  6. FormerFlyer says:

    In several decades of flying on airliners with legally checked firearms, I came across one instance of intelligent life amongst the screeners.

    When I went to the scanner in Seattle with a bag with two rifles and ammunition in it, along with the necessary tags, the inspection agent grabbed the bag, bypassed the security screening, and set it on the luggage conveyor to be taken to the plane. When I asked him if he didn’t have to search it he answered, “Why? What am I going to find? Guns and ammo?”

    He smiled, shook my hand, and said, “Have a nice day, sir.”

    FormerFlyer

  7. guy says:

    Bibles.

  8. Rebecca says:

    Unauthorized copies of “The Watchtower” or maybe just plain old soap.

  9. Gassius Maximus says:

    Those ‘splody thingys.

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