More stupid clown hysteria

PALM BAY, Fla. — Some residents unnerved by scary clown threats in their communities say they’ll be armed for Halloween trick-or-treating, while authorities warn that widespread clown fears may endanger someone dressing up as a clown as a joke.

There have been numerous clown sightings in Brevard County, and two men were arrested last week in Melbourne for allegedly threatening people while dressed as clowns and holding large bats, sticks or axes, according to a Florida Today reporter.

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4 Responses to More stupid clown hysteria

  1. Sanders says:

    Dumb shits are more scared of clowns than muzzies or gangbangers and cartel members.

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    I wonder if George Zimmerman will be out with his Glock.

    Anyone he sees dressed as Al Jolson and carrying a trick or treat bag full of Skittles is fair game.

  3. Heltau says:

    Just go for the juggler, that will slow them down.

  4. Code3 says:

    “…say they’ll be armed for Halloween trick-or-treating…” So? Isn’t that a given? Hell, I’m armed right now, and I’m sitting in my chair in the living room.

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