WAS IT A $130 JEDBURGER GARROTE???

A 19-year-old college student was arrested after entering Trump Tower with weapons and fireworks, police sources said Tuesday.

Alexander Wang was busted after strolling into the heavily guarded building at 721 Fifth Ave. at about 6:35 p.m Monday, the sources said.

When Secret Service agents checked his backpack, they found a large knife, handcuffs, water pistol, M100 firecracker and a garrote, the sources said. It wasn’t clear what the garrote, a weapon used to strangle a person, was made of.
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9 Responses to WAS IT A $130 JEDBURGER GARROTE???

  1. What was the water pistol filled with?

  2. Winston Smith says:

    If it was the Hildebeast, I could understand their concern over the water pistol. I saw the Wizard of Oz too.

  3. SAM says:

    I’ve just looked at the iiiarmscompany site they have gone up to $140 (but he does say “No Background Checks!” so they must be worth it), Kerodin must need the money.

  4. Grandpa says:

    Had to be an official belt-buckle-range, wetwork, old school spy, highspeed breakfalls on concrete, never missing a day for 17 years, learned much from these men caper-in-your-AO ninja backpack. With the velcro backed “iii patch”. Or, it might have been an HVAC repair kit, I heard somewhere of the multi-purpose nature…
    “Alexander Wang”. “Courtland Grojean”. Sounds like Christian Hyman/Sam Kerodin to me. Dang, this crap is funny.

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