I’d die first

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24 Responses to I’d die first

  1. WiscoDave says:

    Looks kinda like his soul already did.

  2. Jack Daniels says:

    Looks like he already died inside.

  3. Unclezip says:

    He looks as if he may be considering just that.

  4. Spiro says:

    It looks like he was blackmailed into wearing that, could not have been no green no sex

  5. Cederq says:

    Three guesses whose idea was to wear this absurd get up and the first two don’t count…

  6. bogsidebunny says:

    The one on the right looks like an aged trannie. Photo taken in San Fran-freak-Show maybe?

  7. idaho bob says:

    I’ll just bet that she told him what to wear.

    Bob

  8. Ben Derhover says:

    He looks like he is thinking about dying.

  9. Julie Armstrong says:

    He looks like he already has

  10. Richard says:

    The sandals really complete the statement.

  11. Jeremy says:

    He looks like he wishes he had died.

  12. grayjohn says:

    He’s dead already.

  13. pdwalker says:

    Lost a bet, I’d guess.

  14. Glenn B says:

    Probably the only open seat in the car is the one next to them. I would at least hope it was St. Patrick’s day and the Irish whiskey had been flowing freely for breakfast at their house, otherwise there could no rationale behind why anyone would dress like that.

  15. Padawan says:

    Poor guy.

  16. Rob says:

    I will never understand pussywhipped. Never.

    • Never says:

      Ain’t really all that hard to understand.

      On his side: Demoralize someone enough when they’re young, and continue doing it long enough, so that they lose all self-confidence before reaching marriagable age. By then, they’ve already “learned” that it’s easier just to give in.

      On her side: Even if she’s not already a petty tyrant, she’ll often naturally become one over time, because of human nature and because nature abhors a vacuum.

      If you’ll never understand, then count your lucky stars, but spare some compassion for his plight. Poor sonofabitch would probably change the situation if he knew how the fuck to get his life back.

  17. Elmo says:

    It’s easy to see who wears the pants in that family.

    An old Steve Allen-Jayne Meadows routine went kind of like this- Steve said:
    “I make all the big decisions in my family; who we vote for, what America’s position on foreign policy should be, if we should pull out of the U.N. My wife makes all the little decisions, like what we eat, where we live, what clothes I wear.”

  18. Grandpa says:

    Years ago, for a period of time, I allowed Grandma to wear the pants in the family, so she could see just how ‘fun’ shouldering all the responsibility of the family was…
    Although she did get to wear the pants, I retained the authority to work the zipper…

  19. wildbill says:

    I am the head of the household. I talk with my wife about things and make the final decision. Then she goes ahead and does what she wants. This way we’re both happy.

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