I’m truly at a loss for words here

A man suspected of squirting women with syringes of his semen in a number of Ohio malls has been arrested. Timothy Blake told police his bizarre crime was inspired by “the internet.”
Following a two-month search, police finally caught Blake, 28, on December 30. He admitted to 12 instances of masturbating in shopping mall parking lots, all in Marietta city, and then filling syringes with his semen. He would then follow women around the malls before squirting them with the bodily fluid.

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11 Responses to I’m truly at a loss for words here

  1. Shane says:

    I wonder if the cop walked up and asked “What are ya doin squirt?”

  2. Unclezip says:

    Famous last words: “I saw it in the Internet…”

  3. Miles Long says:

    The 3+ Splooges?

  4. C.R. says:

    Real smart,leave some good D.N.A samples for the Law enforcement Officers ,that ought to help narrow down the group of potential criminals

  5. bogsidebunny says:

    Maybe he was on his way to the sperm bank to make a deposit.

  6. guy says:

    If he was singing ZZ Top’s ‘Pearl Necklace’ I’d at least give him points for style.

    I’d still point and do the Nelson ‘HA! HA!’ laugh when he got beat down.

  7. cato says:

    sick, disgusting bastard.

    • SemperFi, 0321 says:

      Case like this, I could see just cutting everything off. Let him piss thru a straw.

  8. Jason says:

    Oh no! Marietta is the county seat for the county I was raised up in. I’m just glad it’s nobody I’m related to.

  9. danielkday says:

    I don’t consider prison rape jokes to be the least bit funny, but for this asshole, I’ll make an exception.

  10. Lofty says:

    It reminds me of that old joke (not sure why really)

    She was only the Rear Admirals Daughter but her naval base was always full of discharged semen.

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