Must be a bitch to get old

Yeah I don’t know what the fuck CharlieGodammit’s attitude problem is lately. It seems like every time I give his tail a good hearty yank when he’s sleeping, that motherfucker whips around and bites the shit out of me.
Fucking asshole….. He must’ve nailed me 4-5 times in the last week.

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17 Responses to Must be a bitch to get old

  1. Grandpa says:

    It’s called “asking for it”, knucklehead. Be glad CGD ain’t a 135 lb. malamute like the grumpy ol’ fucker that growls at me everyday at feeding time. Of course, I’m training him to eat ol’ pink hands… and his blue guns… my dog likes ‘ninjas for breakfast, with a side of jedburgh”
    At belt buckle range, lpl…

  2. pdwalker says:

    one nice thing about my cat, is that he accepts that his tail is a handle for getting him out from under the bed.

    clearly, you have to teach CGD better. Good luck with that.

    • Padawan says:

      My cat makes sure you pull back a bloody stump if you touch anything other than his head.

  3. Elmo says:

    I’m not quite sure what your point is. Who’s getting old, CGD or the guy that should be old enough to know to let sleeping dogs lie?
    Sorry, Buddy. I’m with Charlie on this one. And I’m sure I won’t be the only one to think so.

  4. Hal P. says:

    Moral of the story, don’t pull a Sleeping Dogs tail…

  5. Miles Long says:

    Just dont try to put a sweater on him.

  6. J.B. says:

    Had a dog did that when he got old, a normally tolerant Setter. Seems he was gettin’ arthritis and it hurt him to get messed with like that…

  7. Why says:

    I’m sensing a slow learner here……..

  8. C.R. says:

    Yep, Im with C.G.D. on this one his way of sayin knock it the fuck off man !

  9. Rick Rix says:

    Well don’t do that. Crazy bitch of my wife’s dingo goes after my feet if I shuffle them.
    And bites pretty damn hard.

  10. elric says:

    No shit?

  11. Deb says:

    Most people would stop after the thought. The rest would stop after the first time. WTF, Ken?

  12. Sarthurk says:

    You know what Einstein said, “the definition of insanity, is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result”. Ergo the street sign in one of the previous posts. ;-)

  13. Dave says:

    What does he do if you pull his finger ?

  14. I’m surprised he hasn’t went after your face. Sheesh Ken.

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