An armed man upset someone took a bite out of his grilled-cheese sandwich triggered an hours-long barricade situation Sunday evening in Dundalk, Baltimore County police said.
Cpl. Shawn Vinson said officers were called around 5 p.m. for a domestic dispute at a house in the 7100 block of East Baltimore Street. A woman and three teenagers came out of the house and told officers that shots had been fired. Vinson said no one was hit by the gunfire.
Check out the article – it lists every damned evil firearm in the house. Why in the hell would they do that?