Why, I believe I’ll have a frosty glass of WHITE milk

When you think of milk, what first comes to your mind? If you’re a millennial, you probably think of strong bones, Got Milk? commercials, or maybe eating your favorite cereal while watching cartoons on a Saturday morning.

What about racism? White nationalism? If you’re having trouble finding the connection between these institutions and milk, you’re not alone. You, along with the rest of the nation, have been so accustomed to hearing the benefits of milk that you probably didn’t even realize the subtle racism hidden in our health facts.

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27 Responses to Why, I believe I’ll have a frosty glass of WHITE milk

  1. Angel says:

    But, chocolate milk…

    • Tom W. says:

      My thought exactly. How about Quik. Back in the day,,,,,wait for it,,,,,(I was a Quik Junkie).

      They had Strawberry Quik too. Jesus H. Christ Private Pyle,

      It never ends with these assclowns.

      Damn, when I was a kid, Mom would put a dash of Coke in a glass of milk, stir it and froth it, I was in heaven drinking a poor boy float.

      God Almighty! When can we rid this aspect of our society.

      Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I’m making a Jameson and Coffee, guess what I’ll put a dash of in it?

      Whole freakin Milk!!!!!

    • Exile1981 says:

      The wife drinks brown cows, milk with a shot of root beer in them.

    • Edward Teach says:

      What color is the milk that comes out of black titties?

  2. Unclezip says:

    I’ll make of point to ask just like that from this point on. Milk is racist?

  3. Anonymous says:

    So, let the “people of color” that bitch about white milk drink chocolate milk. And, the militant feminists can drink strawberry flavored milk, which is generally pink, to go with their vagina hats and costumes.

  4. bogsidebunny says:

    Elsie the mixed race cow is shocked! And has tweeted: #chocolatemilklivesmatters!

  5. Anonymous says:

    I wonder when these idiots will decide shit is racist because it is brown?

  6. Oh nuts!, luis says:

    Hell, my balls are white, they be racist then.

  7. Fjord says:

    That’s funny. Because when i hit walmart after our area got 3 feet of snow, the shelves were empty of liquid pastuerized and homogenized racism.
    The shelves were full of 2% racism and organic nationalism @$7.00 a gallon, but nobody was touching them.

    The gluten aisle was also void of rascist bread, although there were several whole grain wheat and affirmative pumpernickel action loaves.

  8. wildriver says:

    Then on the other hand, how do you know your glass is frosty when it’s full of white milk?

  9. Elmo says:

    Yes. If you like milk, you are racist.
    Open the link and you’ll discover this shocking revelation came from a college student- from a California public university.
    Enough said.

  10. Matt says:

    Link: Too many ads/popups, on my PC.

    MY response:

    I only drink/use WHOLE milk, period. Heavy cream or 1/2 & 1/2 for coffee… Yeah, it’s white, so complain about the damn cows.

    And the blame the goats, I was raised on raw goats milk, all I could drink, a gallon + every day! Leftovers either went to the pigs, or was run through a hand cranked separator to use the cream for butter and cheese…(AWESOME!!)

    I have never used margarine, or rapeseed, (that’s marketed as canola oil) just butter; I use bacon fat for pan frying, except in those dishes, like popcorn, ( & stir fry’s), where I use coconut oil, just like the movie joints did before they had corn popped in China, and just heated it up before the show. How stupid is that? Chinese popcorn, Really? Yummy.

    JFC, Dunkin Donuts doesn’t even make donuts (locally), they truck them in…

    My Sis makes a bad ass molasses donut…from scratch. They do not last long.

    Doc says I’m fine…Yeah, she’s an MD, and I’m 53.

    I hope my metabolism doesn’t change! (any more)

    QHM

  11. mark r says:

    These asshats are redefining the stupid mearly by breathing air. How racist must one be to see it (racism) everywhere?

  12. SportPilot says:

    Sounds like someone doesn’t know a lot about African history …
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maasai_people#Diet
    Milk is and has been a food staple for a lot of non-white people for a lot longer then some of these people deriding it realize.

  13. Jim Jerzycke says:

    What fucking BULLSHIT!

    What the OJ Trial did to race relationships was nothing compared to 8 years of commie-obammie!

  14. Judy says:

    So what color do they think their mother’s milk was, when they were suckling her teat? Green?!

    Some people’s children!

  15. STW says:

    I got a degree from CSULB where this idiocy was published. Last night someone called here from there seeking money. It was mighty easy to laugh and say No, after pointing out how embarrassing the article was.

  16. Edward Teach says:

    Just don’t get me started on homo milk…

  17. Towser says:

    Matt, Any chance you could post that recipe for molasses doughnuts?

    I’ve been waiting for the Social Justice Wankers to proclaim snow is racist because it is always white. Except in NYC where it is gray.

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