A little something to cheer you up

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26 Responses to A little something to cheer you up

  1. Glider Rider says:

    I hope he lost both his front teeth.

  2. Matt says:

    What an idiot, he deserves what he got. Natural selection (almost) at work.

    Matt

  3. snuffy says:

    Swallowed a lot more than just a tooth from the looks of it.

  4. ignore amos says:

    This is the same idjit that wrapped himself with firecrackers and lit them. Some day Darwin WILL catch up with him. Masochistic attention whore.

  5. Jeffery in Alabama says:

    It is a scary thing to know “they walk among us”.

  6. Dave says:

    I’m thinking a 12ga. slug would be more entertaining and possible proof you can fix stupid.

  7. Ray says:

    That boy is a dedicated Maso. He needs a few weeks with Angel and her nut whacker.

  8. Oswald Bastable says:

    The Stupid is strong with this one.

  9. Gordon says:

    Stupid is supposed to hurt. Real stupid hurts real bad.

  10. Bud says:

    i hope he’s on the antifa team & not team freedoms

  11. Roger.45 says:

    My grandmother used to say, “There are more assholes than asses in the world.” Granny knew some stuff.

  12. Dickweed says:

    This guy is a complete moron and deserves everything he gets.

    About 20yrs ago I played a game of paintball (only time) and they stung just a little. Kind of like getting pinched. The power those things have now is incredible. Now a days paintballs will split exposed skin open and leave a good size raspberry on covered skin and that’s from a distance.

    Damn Jackass. Next time use a 45 and leave O2 for those that have common sense.

    • warhorse says:

      they’re supposed to chrony all guns before they go on the field. 300 fps max. if you can’t get it below 300, you go on without it. most places now don’t bother checking. which is why we don’t have many paintball fields now.

      that gun he has is a brass eagle talon introduced in 1996. it uses a 12 gram CO2 for power. it may be going 330 FPS if he’s really lucky and he warmed the capsule before he cracked it..we had guys that would put those one-use toe warmers onto a larger tank (because they were stick-on) to boost the power. usually it didn’t help, just made things less accurate. most paintball guns shoot best in the 250-275 FPS range anyways.

  13. Tom W. says:

    After the 14 hour workday I had, this gave me a sincere belly laugh. It’s good to know the zombies will eat this clown first.
    But certainly at this rate, a Darwin Honorable Mention.

    Oh that was funny.

  14. why says:

    Yep, and my guess is that his healthcare is on the public dime…..meaning you and I get to pay for this dips hit’s ED visit…….

  15. cato1776 says:

    He’s missing much more than a tooth.
    I am surprised his Mommy let him out of the basement.

  16. IdahoHunter says:

    Absolutly fucking brilliant. Do it again please.

  17. singlestack says:

    I’ve been sitting here trying to think of a clever comment about this idiot, but the utter stupidity has left me speechless.

  18. AlphaDelta says:

    What part of slovenly America is this video from?

  19. downeast hillbilly says:

    Reject from the jackass movies?

  20. Bob says:

    Voted for Hillary, I’m sure.

  21. California Southpaw says:

    A long time ago, when I was still indestructible, I asked my son to shoot me in the back at about a 15 foot distance. Never again, that fucker HURT. I mean grown man whimpering type of pain.

  22. Jerry Tribble says:

    Why don’t he just stick a 22 round in his mouth.

  23. A Texan says:

    Don’t forget him tasering his nuts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2pMuEp5is

    Or the washing machine nut shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM_DPg6U3Gk

    Or his skateboard barrel fail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaGMcPQTE0

    Or the lightbulb nut shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1sNbAbOKrc

    Or the bow and arrow dick tug/nut shot (2 idiots for the price of one): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04AwCQGCVY

    Or the paintball cannon “destruction”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCo-I88KgqA

    There are, apparently, more. This guy is not just a fat waste product, he also seems to be the dumbest bastard in the known universe.

    OHHHH, but WAIT! There’s competition (with 2 holes in the sides of his nose, no less): the potato gun hair removal project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCo-I88KgqA

    I no longer wonder why the Norks think that they can dick around with us.

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