I’m so confused…..

Personally I think anybody that eats pineapple on their pizza should be shot.

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44 Responses to I’m so confused…..

  1. bettysteve says:

    it’s about the only pizza you can feed a child and not hear complaints….

    • Padawan says:

      My kid used to cry whenever he was served Hawaiian pizza. He’s fifteen now with the appetite of an entire Marine batallion and this is the only thing he won’t eat.

  2. KirK (Canada) says:

    Yeah . Shot with a ball of their own shit …

  3. Judy says:

    And here, I thought, I was the only one.

  4. Okie says:

    My gf eats it. I think it is disgusting.
    I can totally believe those facts !
    Canada invented it ? You’re kidding ?
    Favorite pizza in Australia ? No way ?!?
    Hawaii is probably spam pizza. I’d eat
    that…… If you put enough cheese on it .

  5. Sendarius says:

    … or at least ex-communicated, seeing as it is a sin against man and god.

    As an Aussie, I HATE, LOATHE and DETEST pineapple on pizza, but my kids love it – makes a man wonder sometimes.

  6. One of the many Bills says:

    Pepperoni, green olives and a bullet. My favorite.

  7. H says:

    Pineapple on pizza is just another sign of the impending Apocalypse.

  8. rightwingterrorist says:

    “Personally I think anybody that eats pineapple on their pizza should be shot.”


  9. Bigg Ale says:

    Calm yer tits Ghostrider. Bacon and Pineapple on pizza is my favorite pizza to eat! I eat it most of the time whilst armed, so don’t bug me while eating.

  10. Nemo says:

    “Personally I think anybody that eats pineapple on their pizza should be shot.” Ham also does NOT belong on pizza, IMHO.

  11. obsessivecompulsivehater says:

    Try pineapple with jalepenos before you jump to judgement. Variety is the spice of life brother.

  12. Matt says:

    Come get me. Pineapple goes on everything.

  13. DennisinIowa says:

    You can shoot me twice, I put ketchup on it too.

  14. gamegetterII says:

    Pineapple does not belong on pizza.
    Shoot a few for ordering it and the disgusting thing that is “Hawaiian pizza” will die out along with those first few who get shot.
    BBQ chicken does not belong on pizza either- those people who order such garbage should be shot too.

    • Wirecutter says:

      As far as I’m concerned that goes for anything that is not on a traditional Italian pizza – even (gasp) bacon.

      • gamegetterII says:

        Pancetta-Italian bacon-is accecptable though.

        • Wirecutter says:

          Yup, that’s Italian.

          • SemperFi, 0321 says:

            You ever eaten real pizza in Italy?
            American pizza and Italian pizza are galaxies apart. Kinda like spaghetti.
            Pizza is another American culinary fuckup that we actually improved on.
            I spent a month or 2 in Napoli, not much I came to like there except the calamari and gnocchi. I’d still kill for a plate of that.

            • Wirecutter says:

              Yup, and in Germany there’s Italian restaurants and pizza places run by Italian families all over. My favorite in Hielbronn was Belanapolie’s – sorry, I can’t remember the spelling, I was usually seeing double by the time I got there.
              Don’t eat your pizza with your hands, it’s done with a knife and fork.

  15. Spiro says:

    Bacon and pineapple on pizza. Fantastic, i love it.

  16. CC says:


  17. dumbplumber says:

    Ok, you guys have lit the little woman up. She hates ‘Hawaiian’ pizza. Me, I don’t give a crap.

  18. ChuckN says:

    Fruit pizza is not an uncommon as a desert and you’d be
    surprised how good a pumpkin based sauce is.

  19. C.R. says:

    anyone try plain old yellow mustard on pizza ? it is almost as good as putting tobasco on top .

  20. Walt says:

    Pineapple on pizza = blasphemy

  21. pdwalker says:

    all y’all are a bunch of haters. pineapple goes well on pizza.

  22. Rick says:

    Shot, huh? Come at me, boy. Pineapple & Canadian bacon is my favorite. Anyone who thinks another should be shot over choice of pizza toppings should be shot.

    Pray tell how this band will function when the real shooting starts. Pizza toppings…hmmmph

    • Wirecutter says:

      Pineapple AND Canadian bacon???

      • SemperFi, 0321 says:

        Finest American pizza made!!!!!
        You guys can have all that green crunchy shit and flush it down the toilet.

      • Heathen says:

        Could be like me, just olive oil (no tomato sauce) , caramelized sweet onions,anchovies, and black olives. Topped with Mozzarella .

        Why yes, I do live alone & can eat my pizzas anyway I wish.

  23. Ken, Your the reason I would put peppers and anchovies under the cheese and meat:)

  24. dddddancetotheradio says:

    Ham and pineapple was probably invented when that Hawaiian cultural mania started after World War Two.
    Nobody here has mentioned anchovies.
    I will not eat anchovies or cat food.
    Or fresh tomatoes on pizza.
    Pretty much just a pepperoni mushroom with double cheese on a thin crust is good enough for me.
    Maybe some onion and green pepper if I’m feeling adventurous.
    And don’t call it ‘za.
    That’s gay.

  25. Regular Italian pizza is the only way but dropping a few slices of Guancali on it is okay! Jowl bacon that is cured without sugar, maple syrup, honey etc. Usual cure is fennel and black pepper and Instacure #2 and dry cured for about 2-3 months.

  26. Padawan says:

    Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. Period.

  27. Timbo says:

    39 argumentative comments – on pizza toppings!
    Turns out that everyone that hangs around here, agrees on most everything – except pizza toppings!

    And just to annoy half the crowd – I love Hawaiian pizza with fresh tomato slices on top and lotsa chile flakes. But I also love a good ole pepperoni and mushroom. And I’ve been to Italy, and I love their wood fired, thin crust margarita pizzas too!

  28. ZombieDawg says:

    Wow…so many comments on Pineapple !
    Never mind the big bad world eh !!!!

    Nothing wrong with pineapple or any other fruit on a pizza in my book
    A former hangout out my way used to do a fantastic chicken and mango pizza.

    Wikipedia says “Pizza is a yeasted flatbread popularly topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments”
    So…pineapple or any fruit could reasonably class as a condiment and is therefore a valid ingredient !
    Don’t like pineapple ? Don’t order a Hawaiian !!

    Now – who wants to start on whether the italians or french actually invented pizza?

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