“Mommy? I have the shits again.”

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14 Responses to “Mommy? I have the shits again.”

  1. Glenfilthie says:

    Wirecutter has the shits again.
    I cannae use the cludgie!
    He’s perched upon the toilet seat,
    Half man, half giant budgie.
    I told ye, Wirecutter! Ye shouldnae huv
    The lukewarm Tandoori mince!
    Now finish before
    I kark my breeks
    And give the toilet bowl a rinse!

    Such is the gift of poetry from my people. I hope you are suitably thrilled and honoured by my vibrant and ethnic contribution to your blog.

  2. snuffy says:

    Opioid induced constipation.

  3. Robert Evans says:

    It’s Paregoric! Used to love that stuff as a kid. My mom would put a teaspoon’s worth in a teacup of warm water and sugar, and we’d lap that stuff up.

    • strnj1 says:

      Forgot all about that stuff.

      That was my grandmother’s favorite concoction for whatever ailed ya…

    • .45ACP+P says:

      Always mixed ours in a shot glass with Coca-Cola. More than 50 years later and I can conger up a remembrance of the taste.

  4. strnj1 says:

    40 proof Opium…

    What more could a kid want ??

    • Kenny the Scot says:

      I feel like I have had a deprived childhood now … on the other hand, my addictions started pretty damn early as it is … I was a whisky drinker at 14. Loved it, still love it. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to touch the old firewater since 2001. Man, when I think of all the years I could have been drinking … what a waste of time.

      • crazyeighter says:

        A hunnert years ago, you could buy it over the counter for next to nothing. Then the government got involved…

  5. =TW= says:

    Hard to find that stuff anymore, last I heard it was still available in S.America somewhere.
    Also don’t see Mercurochrome these days either.
    Even Merthiolate is getting hard to find.
    You can still get icthammol and hamamalis water.

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