The old cowboy’s shave

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.

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9 Responses to The old cowboy’s shave

  1. David says:

    Good to go!

  2. beaver67 says:

    Thanks, that was a good one!

  3. sk6actual says:

    I just knock it back once a week with my Wahl

  4. SCPO Ret. says:


  5. D S Craft says:

    A guy sits down in a Cafe’ and asks for the hot chile.

    The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.”

    He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.

    He says, “Are you going to eat that?”

    The other guy says, “No. Help yourself.”

    He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He
    looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl.

    The other guy says, “That’s about as far as I got, too.”

  6. MuzzleBlast says:

    Wanna know what is long and hard on real Montana cowboys? Winter.

  7. QuietMan says:

    An old dozer operator I knew forgot his water jug and asked the nearby shack owner for a drink of water. The entire family had snuff juice running out of their mouths so he carefully tipped the cup so he could drink just above the handle.

    Old woman looked at him and said “You drink just like I do.”

    I knew the family, so his swearing it was the truth was a bit redundant.

  8. warhorse says:

    a few more like this, and it will start looking like woodsterman’s place. not a bad thing, odie’s a cool dude.

Play nice.