Wait….. what???

PALATKA, Fla. (WGFL) — A Putnam County man was airlifted to a Jacksonville hospital Tuesday after he was bitten on the tongue by a venomous rattlesnake.
Putnam County Fire and EMS Battalion Chief Paul Flateau said they responded to a snakebite call around 4:30 p.m.
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19 Responses to Wait….. what???

  1. Lex says:

    Is there a species of “non-venomous” rattlesnake that I’m unaware of?

  2. RonM says:

    Never challenge a rattlesnake to a tongue flickering contest! Or a slithering contest. They don’t like challenges. Especially at things they consider themselves best at. It’s a big insult. It calls into question their snakehood.

    j/k… WTF was he doing sticking his tongue out near a rattlesnake’s face?

  3. Steve_in_CA says:

    Are there non-venomous rattlesnakes? What a putz.

  4. Hillbilly says:

    Only drunk people try to bite rattlesnakes.

  5. Crotalus says:

    Unbefukinlievable! Teh stoopid, it buurrrnnnnssss!

  6. Miles Long says:

    Reminds me of a Tom Waits song…

  7. Kaos says:

    The sermon ain’t over ’till the snakes are back in the bag

  8. Fred says:

    Probably a Judgement Juice influenced urge to bite said snake’s head off.

    Heard a similar story from Fort Benning, GA several decades ago involving a couple of Rangers – but no Judgement Juice.

  9. Pete says:

    Not shocking. Most fatal rattlesnake bites are from people (mis) handling them… Pentecostals to the front of the line!

  10. Brian says:

    Praise the Lord and pass me a copperhead!

  11. Mike says:

    Hey, hold my beer and watch this.

  12. He’s gonna die,or he’s gonna wish he had. His tongue is going to be a memory at best.

  13. RWC says:

    Please stop wasting antivenin on these dummies who think poisonous snakes are kissable. There is a Darwin Award for a reason.

  14. RWC says:

    There was another idiot who tried the same thing with a moccasin a few weeks back. Same result.. .

  15. Mals says:

    Of course, this will be the fault of the snake.

  16. bart simpsonson says:

    My quick assessment of the strike is: only a penile or testicular strike would likely be worse. Just guessing though.

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