Well, that’s one way to let ’em know you ain’t happy

A man was indicted Thursday for “masturbating vigorously” outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3.

Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the officer saw Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, “with his erect penis exposed to the public.”
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6 Responses to Well, that’s one way to let ’em know you ain’t happy

  1. bogsidebunny says:

    Forget the “vigor” gang. That’ll result in “dick burn” and callouses on your hand.

    Follow Confucius’s wise saying: “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop until you’re at the destination.”

  2. pdwalker says:

    everyone needs a hobby

  3. SAM says:

    How come you have not said “I’ve been that fucked up before”?

  4. Critter says:

    Insert Anthony Weiner joke here

  5. WTF? luis says:

    “masturbating vigorously”??. Hell, I’ve never done it like that, I just beat ’till it’s blue.

  6. Miles Long says:

    At least he didn’t stop traffic in a tunnel during rush hour…

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