Well, she didn’t say no, did she?

Las Vegas police arrested a man Sunday after receiving reports of a sexual assault on the side of a central valley road.
Police found a dead woman at the scene and arrested Joseph G. Martinez, 57, on one count of unlawful sexual penetration of a dead body.
According to his arrest report, police arrived about 4:30 p.m. at 2140 W. Charleston Blvd., which is located near a church. Officers arrested Martinez shortly after arriving.

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10 Responses to Well, she didn’t say no, did she?

  1. Bud says:

    didn’t quite make it to the church on time, eh Jose?

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    From the look of the guy’s mug a dead woman seems like the only kind he’d get.

  3. Winston Smith says:

    Are we playing Guess the Race or Guess the Country of Birth?

  4. Dan says:

    Area man charged with bestiality
    Tuesday, October 24, 2006

    A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

    Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

    At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

    Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

    Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

    Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

    State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

    Officers determined that the house belonged to the man’s girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

    The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

    Does this top your story for weirdness. It was his girlfriends dog, and had been dead 3 days!

    • WiscoDave says:

      $500,000 bond for sex with a dead dog and “assaulting an officer?!”
      You don’t see bonds like that for murder in some areas.

  5. Skipperdaddy says:

    As one of my buds, ( Marine, 2 Vnam tours) , once so eloquently put it” There are some people who just dont belong in our society”. So true, so true.

  6. crazyeighter says:

    …arrested Joseph G. Martinez, 57, on one count of unlawful sexual penetration of a dead body.

    The fact that law is already on the books speaks volumes about Las Vegans.

  7. Dumbass says:

    Well it’s not like she was using it….

  8. oltanker says:

    Conversely, does this mean that there’s a “lawful sexual penetration of a dead body”?

    The fact that we even NEED laws like this says volumes.

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