Fly the Friendly Skies…..

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19 Responses to Fly the Friendly Skies…..

  1. crazyeighter says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and say none of these are U.S. airline stewardii, nor are these recent photos.

  2. Padawan says:

    Must be foreign airlines. No American airline is this uh…”free.”

  3. POd American says:

    The bat hanging stew is “nice.”

  4. Thaisleeze says:

    Oh man, I have to mention this…….in the early 1990’s I was living in Hong Kong, dated a Cathay Pacific trolley dolly, Japanese, nearing 6 foot tall, had been on the Japanese handball squad for the 1984 Olympics, was a world class athlete in ALL respects. Never a month goes by when I don’t remember her…..

  5. Ag says:

    Hmmm. Makes a fella wonder how many of them are in the mile high club.

  6. loaded4bear says:

    Twenty-five years ago maybe.

  7. Klaus says:

    I dated a few in my younger days and they are crazy women in a crazy job,period….

    • David says:

      You are steel on target about this issue!

    • David says:

      These great photos of yours. Which were probably back in the day. When Customer Satisfaction was a big part of the Business Plan of the various Airlines. Because back then the women chosen as Trolley Maids were hand picked and for women trained pretty hard.

      They could and were also fired for Misconduct, getting drunk too often, getting married, knocked up or just failing the weight limits.

      But now with their Union in the mix.The woman shown are probably still flying the not so friendly skies. But now they are fat, mean and bitter as hell about their career choice. That is probably why we now see so many problems with passengers on TV.

  8. Usexpat says:

    Must be old, old pics. Last time I was dumb enough to fly United, the stew had to walk down the isle sideways as her ass was to wide to fit the economy isle. True story.
    United sucks!
    Fly any Asian airline (other than an Indonesian airline) and you’ll have a better experience.
    United sucks!
    Even the UAE has better flights.
    United Sucks.

    • Tsquared says:

      When Continental and United merged I had a flight from Atlanta to Guam. I had a business class seat and was at the first tier of Conti’s frequent flier program. I had a layover in Phoenix and another in Honolulu. In Phoenix they changed aircraft and I got bumped because they did not have as many business class seats on the plane going to HI. I was told I couldn’t have a economy class seat bumping one of the people who paid less for a seat. I got a flight 6 hours latter in economy to HI where I had missed my connecting flight by an hour. I got out the next day in an economy seat as I had missed my flight and forfeited it by missing the origional flight. I finally go to Guam and my luggage arrived over the next week.

      From then on I refer to that airline as the CUNT, Continental United Networked Transportation. I will not ride the CUNT again.

  9. cato1776 says:

    Must be in the 90’s, now homeland security feels you up before the flight, then beat the shit out of you and drag you out of your seat.

  10. Richard says:

    I agree, vintage photos. I’ve not flown in several years, but it seems I always was on a flight with attendants with high seniority.

  11. Mad Jack says:

    Vintage photos, but I’m old enough to remember the good old days, when the skies really were friendly and the sexy stews were glad to see you. Yeah, that deregulation fixed everything, didn’t it?

  12. Trib says:

    The good old days (late 60s) when you good fly the redeye and the plane would be 25% full and the ladies had time to chat.

  13. Arpad Deli says:

    Hi Kenny!!!!,
    ‘Haveta’ do some diggin’ but in daze gone by when the Airlines shitcanned the DC-3’s they fell into the hands of some “Dropzones!!” where Skydivers flew the “Friendly Skies” regularly!!! On an average flight… DC-3 “Interiors Gutted” would hold on a minimum 30 to 40 skydivers!! A DZ with only one DC-3 was capable of at least a 30 person (way) skydive !! and if a neighboring DZ donated their air support the “Dive Capability” increased… I digress!! In order to get “sufficient Altitude” to accomplish the “Task at hand” all the “Able Bodied!! Young lady skydivers were summoned to go up to the “COCK!!! pit” , take off their tops and “Entertain” the pilots until they exceeded the altitude required!!!! They (the pilots)also got more beer than they could drink in a “fortnight” but that’s another story… meanwhile ‘Have to dig for some good vids!!
    skybill-out

  14. H says:

    Anybody remember the stews on the old Pacific Southwest Airlines, PSA? Man, they were all drop-dead gorgeous, but I sure remember one of them in particular. Flying from LA to San Francisco on my way to Travis AFB and the flight to Viet Nam, I was one of the last off the plane and this vision of loveliness says to me, hope you fly with us again real soon.

    I told her it would be about a year, and she dropped the smile and asked, are you going over. I said I was and she gave me a real serious look, then flashed a big smile and said well, we’ll see you then. It was just what I needed, and I always hoped she lived a charmed life and married a great guy with big bucks who took good care of her all the rest of her days.

    But what I should have done is get her phone number and made a date for next year…….what a dumbass I was……just too preoccupied at the time I guess.

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