Been there done that

I used to open beer bottles with my teeth all the time when I was a kid. The trick was to do it slowly. Paying for it now.

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One Response to Been there done that

  1. Tennessee Budd says:

    I’m with you, Kenny. I used to be able to pop a top off quicker than you could do it with an opener. It was only when I was older & started to give a shit that I noticed I don’t have many teeth between midpoint & eye teeth that don’t look like some particularly sharp-edged mountains. I never caused any real damage, but none has a normal shape. Dentists, on the rare occasions I see them, sometimes ask about my teeth. When I tell them about things like opening bottles with my teeth, they usually aren’t surprised–this is Robertson County, after all.
    I recently noticed that Shiner Bock now has twist-off tops. I wonder how long that’s been so. I’ve been using an opener. Hell, I drink them, I don’t look for cosmic messages in the tops.

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