City folks…..

Cops have arrested a self-proclaimed “vampire” seen dining al fresco on a pigeon in Bryant Park, guaranteeing a stint in a darkened jail cell — or a rubber room, police said Thursday.

Daniel Ventre is facing animal cruelty charges for killing at least one pigeon near the Midtown park’s fountain about 2:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Witnesses saw the homeless man ripping off the head of a pigeon while standing shin-deep in the park’s fountain and slurping down the dead bird’s blood.

He told horrified onlookers that he was a vampire and needed the bird’s blood to survive.

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5 Responses to City folks…..

  1. WoodBurner says:

    Shit, Shave & Shower, 3 hots & cot and a nice med buzz to boot.

    All on the tax payer’s dime.

  2. Dan says:

    Well if he really is a vampire drag his ass outdoors in daylight and let the problem solve itself…otherwise strap him in to old sparky, tell him it’s a ride at Disneyland and throw the switch. Cull the defects before they hurt someone.

  3. Skipperdaddy says:

    Whats the matter? Never seen a banker on a lunchbreak before?

  4. Highlander says:

    So what I hear are a bunch of whiny citiots who have no clue what food is or where it comes from. I bet get take lunch in the park too!

  5. Okie says:

    Killing pigeons in the park is illegal ?
    We’re doomed ……

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