“I’m the only one in this room professional enough…..” or….. Florida, Baby…..

ORLANDO, Fla. — Orlando police said a federal agent accidentally shot themselves in the heel Tuesday while attempting to catch a gun falling from their holster.

The incident took place inside Orlando International Airport around 11:20 a.m. when the agent was approaching a checkpoint. The agent tried to take off their shoulder bag when it caught on the holstered weapon, the Orlando Police Department said in a statement.
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12 Responses to “I’m the only one in this room professional enough…..” or….. Florida, Baby…..

  1. Lord of the Fleas says:

    Is there anyone in the media who actually knows the rules of English grammar???

    …”a federal agent”… (singular) …”shot themselves”… (plural) And the same thing in the next bloody paragraph.

    This is only one of a million reasons why we have no use for them.

    And as for that dipstick of an agent, familiarity has definitely bred a bit of contempt in this case.

    • Unclezip says:

      Sounds better when you replace with “itself”, “its”, and “it”.

    • Okie says:

      Must have been one of those el cheapo uncle mikes you get from wal mart……
      Anybody else besides me think just letting it hit the ground would have been the proper reaction ?

  2. C.R. says:

    need a new heading , “Guess the Gender” naw never mind that would confuse the snowflakes

  3. Free Citizen says:

    There is no IQ test to be a Federal agent.

  4. Nick Tepfer says:

    At least the fucktard shot ‘itself’s’ own foot and not a bystander.

  5. StBernardnot says:

    More, More!

  6. Mike G. says:

    The editor said “We can’t print that! Scrub all the female pronouns!”

    Too damn funny.

  7. somedude says:

    better than shoot’n a hole thru the aircraft. even with a kydex holster and no secondary retention this is pretty hard to do. what a fuck nut.

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