Looks like the jedburgers are in town

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29 Responses to Looks like the jedburgers are in town

  1. Judy says:

    Paranoid much?

  2. justahoosier says:

    Are those “tactical” flip-flops?

  3. warhorse says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8uIwi1oHuw

    He’s got a hip knife, a side knife, a boot knife, a shorter knife
    And a little bitty one that’s a combination of flare gun, dinner, and genuine police whistle
    But he’s a trooper, a garet trooper

  4. Travis says:

    Nothing says , “true warrior” quite like obesity and flip-flops.

  5. Allen says:

    Redneck game of thrones.

  6. CC says:

    I see he’s stocked up for the winter too – well done!

  7. Rickvid in Seattle says:

    And an inverted k-bar on his left arm? A big magnet would do him in.

  8. what is a jedburger?

    • Wirecutter says:

      You’ve been around for a while, you probably know about the crap that Kerodin was pulling trying to be the King of the Hill.
      Well, one of his schemes was to form a school called the Jedburgh Academy, utilizing trainers all over the country to teach military and espionage skills but like every other one of his projects, nothing ever materialized. It did give us plenty to joke about though.

  9. Trib says:

    Texas coming Sept 1st. Open carry heavy metal.

  10. Phil B says:

    He’s a Boy Scout – always be prepared is their motto so …

  11. JFM says:

    It would still be ridiculous, but not quite ridiculous if he was actually carrying good knives instead of pounds of garbage. A friend of mine and I were talking once about the usefulness of junk knives. I said you could still be killed with one, he replied “If I was, I’d die embarrassed.”

  12. Robert says:

    I would prefer being around this type of person, rather than many others.
    I am pretty sure usually they are harmless, the other types though spouting anti fisa crap, or reparation crap, or musloid crap.. or all anti white crap..no thanks

    • SemperFi, 0321 says:

      That guy is mentally unstable, you do not want to be around someone like that, no matter how harmless you think they may be.
      Situational awareness is not one of your strong points is it?

      • Robert says:

        being “around” this person does not mean being close to him. My situational awareness is just fine.

    • Bacon says:

      SemperFi makes a reasonable point, yet I agree with Robert on this one.

      A few decades ago, I spent several years in proximity to someone just like this. Not violent at all, just lived inside a fantasy world 24/7. Couldn’t cope with reality. (Hard to blame him really, reality often sucks.) But he paid his bills on time, cleaned up after himself, and was always kind when anyone needed help.

      (Actually, that kindness was part of his crazy — he thought he was a Knight!)

      The biggest risk I faced was being kept awake when he played D&D all night.

  13. Eastwood says:

    Tennessee, we have no knife laws.

  14. Glider Rider says:

    He’s too big to be Sammy. I really feel sorry for ole Sammy. He is a diabolical LIAR. It’s a disease really. Poor bastard. I know you don’t feel sorry for him Ken because of the shit he pulled. He’s not mentally well.

  15. Granny says:

    Dunno, he is obviously scared shitless of something attacking him. Why?

  16. Paraclete says:

    What a clown….

  17. RKflorida says:

    I often wonder when I see this kind of thing, “doesn’t this guy know he looks like an idiot?”
    It’s like wearing a flashing neon sign that says “I’m a moron, I’m a moron”

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