Mexican business plan

José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
José brings home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just as long and hard as you do… so how come you bring home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day?”
José says, “Look at your sign… what does it say?”
Carlos reads his sign: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”
“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.
“No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!” says José.
Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?”
José shows him:


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6 Responses to Mexican business plan

  1. Whynot says:

    In Dallas, a panhandler can make $45-55k annually, tax-free. An expose was done by Dallas Morning News last year or 2015. All of that for a couple of hours work daily. They (DMN) even published the most profitable locations.

  2. SAM says:

    Some one should give him a lift back.

  3. SAM says:

    Give José $20 and if you ever see him again in the USA have him arrested for theft and maybe just maybe they would send him back.

  4. Judy says:

    I wonder if I stood in a reservation with a similar sign for going back to Europe how much I would make?

  5. Jack Russell, North Devon, England says:

    Poorly Photoshopped sign.

Play nice.