Can’t make up his mind

We had a guy in our company that was like that over his entire body. We called him Patch.

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11 Responses to Can’t make up his mind

  1. Rich says:

    Heh, reminds me of Blazing Saddles, where Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little are signing up for Lamar’s gang, and Harvy Korman, and Slim Pickens see Cleavon’s black hands,
    I know, I laughed at a joke involving race, and now I’m a racist….

  2. Mark R says:

    Had a cat like that once.

  3. Brad_in_IL says:

    Might be vitiligo, an auto immune condition which leads to loss of melanin.

  4. taminator013 says:

    I would have called him Pinto………..

    • Mike_C says:

      /mumbles “I got tar on it as a child…”

      Speaking of which, if his, er, junk is like that, is it all big en shit until the very tip?

  5. Steve in KY says:

    When you steal your first bicycle.

  6. Phil B says:

    Well, he’s black with a few white patches. I’d call him Baltimore.

  7. Whoyou says:

    When you haven’t stolen anything in a month.

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  9. Padawan says:

    The “Michael Jackson disease.”

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