Gotta plan ahead

A concert goer who attended Electric Zoo’s festival in New York was determined to get his money’s worth when he buried alcohol under the ground at the site three weeks before the event.
Alex decided to stash a bottle of vodka hidden in a water bottle at Randall’s Island ahead of the actual concert so he could dig it up once he arrived.

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5 Responses to Gotta plan ahead

  1. pdwalker says:

    Kudos to the man.

  2. Mike_C says:

    Ah geez, Alex. Let’s go over it once again, eh? Aaaaand the first rule of buried-vodka club is ?

  3. Jeremy says:

    Bets on how long until he gets arrested?

  4. JeremyR says:

    When my grandfather was in a nursing home, he had a room mate who was a renowned bootlegger. One day my aunt asked the gentleman where he’d kept his still since he never got busted.
    He replied, “Now see here young lady, some things are not public business.”

  5. bogsidebunny says:

    It’s a good thing he didn’t bury a 32 oz. bottle of sugary soda. That would have got his ass sent to jail for 10 years. Booze Gonga or Meth….no sweat.

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