I hear bloodletting works

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18 Responses to I hear bloodletting works

  1. Bud says:

    i hear castor oil is a good purgative, a relative has vivid memories of taking it.

  2. Mike_C says:

    “I mistakenly ate some small pieces of chicken. I am a vegetarian. How can I purify my blood? Should I fast?

    1. Not anymore you aren’t a vegetarian.
    2. Purify your blood? It’s chicken, not fucking syphilis, for the love of God.
    3. I think a nice 6-week fast on your part would do not just you, but the entire world a whole LOT of good. “If thy mouth offend thee, sew it shut. For it is profitable for us that a jackass should perish, and not that our whole society should be cast into stupidity.”

  3. One of the many Bills says:

    There is only one way to rid chicken from your system. Kill yourself.

  4. Tonto Kowalski says:

    I hear about a tablespoon of semen taken orally twice a day is an antidote.

  5. pdwalker says:

    I believe, they should start near their jawline.

  6. ignore amos says:

    By the dark of the moon, you must gather the blood of 3 pink kittens, mix with powdered unicorn horn, saute with virgin bull testicles in 90 weight gear oil and then anoint your genitals for seven days. No clothing must touch your skin while riding the bicycle rack of the route #42 bus , singing I’m Henry the 8th. and juggling baby seal entrails. Only then will you be absolved of all responsibility.

  7. bocopro says:

    The best procedure I’ve read about for purification of such toxins is to enter a room filled with DHMO (dihydrogen monoxide) and perform a series of deep breaths, 10 minimum.

  8. Jeremy says:

    230 grains of lead and copper applied to the temple at high speed should do it.

  9. herb says:

    High speed lead injection to the roof of the mouth. At least 158 grains. Nothing less will do.

  10. FriscoKid says:

    Haha!
    That title and these comments are gold.

  11. ccwardjr says:

    You must eat bacon. Then kill yourself, as already mentioned earlier.

  12. Trib says:

    Blood letting by eating 10 pounds of bacon soaked in prune juice on a full Moon. The Your colon will bleed out.

  13. fjord says:

    I’m sensing a little hostility here.

  14. NewVegasBadger says:

    An inch long incision of both jugular veins will purify your blood. All of your problems will be resolved. Remember too, ALL bleeding stops….eventually. Trust me on this one.

  15. Sail Man says:

    As all of my ideas (and some) have been previously mentioned, I will say that in light of this, I am definitely reading the right blog.

  16. Oregon Rambler says:

    A seriously rare sirloin is the only cure I know of.

  17. Heathen says:

    Fast and meditate for 12 days alone in a hut at the edge of the village.

  18. loaded4bear says:

    Much like purifying water, chlorine bleach will do the trick. Inject approximately 6 oz into your blood stream.

    *facepalm*

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