The next time you smell a fart…..

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6 Responses to The next time you smell a fart…..

  1. pdwalker says:

    I used that line on my kids one day after a particularly good toot.

    The reaction? Priceless.

  2. LC LtC says:

    Not particles, but meters long snaky molecules that swim in the air, eel up yer nose and wrap themselves around yer smellers. Try to get cell phone videos of THAT reaction.

  3. Padawan says:

    Warhorse is lucky. He doesn’t have a sense of smell. He also knows better than to play Dutch oven with me.

    • Robert says:

      Dutch oven?

      • warhorse says:

        “dutch oven” is when you fart in bed and pull the blankets over someone’s head and hold them there.

        honestly, all I smell pretty much all the time is jet fuel. and it’s been that way since 1993 and I’m really sick of it. for some odd reason the only smell that can cut past the jet fuel is cow shit. think about it…the smell of cow shit is a **welcome** change. how much does that suck?

  4. my farts! luis says:

    no wonder my nose is always clogged up.

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