WATCH OUT, MILLER!!!

A 23-year-old man was left unable to get an erection after he was scratched by a cat, a bizarre case study has revealed.
The unidentified patient, from Belgium, was injured by the claws of a feline in his own home – but it is unknown how.
As well as the inability to make love, he endured pain in his testicles, a fever and intense sweating at night before visiting hospital.
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-WiscoDave

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9 Responses to WATCH OUT, MILLER!!!

  1. Tom W. says:

    Didn’t Ted Nugent sing a song about this?

  2. Gater, OKC says:

    I have an ex-wife that caused the same symptoms.

  3. Tom MacGyver says:

    Cat scatch FEVER… DER-DER-DERRR!

  4. Frankie says:

    Must say,some of the comments are pretty good on the DM! Soak your pecker in some of that Monestary Beer they have over there,kid.

  5. fjord says:

    i’m afraid to read it.

    where was he scratched. and if there, what was the cat doing down his pants?

  6. Hillbilly says:

    I guess condoms don’t really protect against cat claws all that well?

  7. pdwalker says:

    Good heavens, never dangle things in front of cats. You’re just asking for trouble.

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