Anybody seen Happy or Smiley around?

Two key officials involved in North Korea’s nuclear and missile program were reportedly nowhere to be seen during public events this week, fueling speculation that another missile launch or nuke test could be imminent.

Ri Man-gon, supervisor of the department for the nuclear and missile development, and Kim Rak-gyom, the head of the strategic rocket forces, were noticeably missing at a Saturday mass rally in Pyongyang and a Tuesday celebration for the anniversary of the Worker’s Party of Korea, according to South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo.
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6 Responses to Anybody seen Happy or Smiley around?

  1. DW says:

    Maybe they had a date with a AA gun.

  2. Okie says:

    You mean Slopey and Slantey ???

  3. Bob says:

    Maybe an operative saw that they had an unfortunate accident…

  4. ok!luis says:

    Did they ever work for Hillary Clinton?

  5. AC says:

    They’re hanging out with their new friend, Explody.

  6. warhorse says:

    maybe they heard about a reward for defecting to the south?

    some intel guys would be happy to set both of them up for the rest of their lives if they spill the beans on fatboy…

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