Anybody seen Jesus? Not that Jesus, the other one…

The Mandalay Bay security guard who disappeared last week moments before he was scheduled to break his silence in television interviews has not been seen since he went to a walk-in health clinic, his union president said.

David Hickey of the Security, Police, and Fire Professionals of America (SPFPA) told reporters Friday that he got a text the night before saying Jesus Campos was taken to a UMC Quick Care facility, though he did not specify where or whom the text came from.

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11 Responses to Anybody seen Jesus? Not that Jesus, the other one…

  1. VT says:

    Read this…
    Read it CAREFULLY,please.
    IMHO,it speaks volumes.

  2. Crotalus says:

    Uh huh. Another loose string tied up! Still betting on a “lone wolf”, with no goobermint intervention?

  3. anonymous says:

    Damn, as if the background on this couldn’t get any weirder. Is he an illegal alien ? – mebbe. Maybe he didn’t want his life to become crazier than it already was, answering news interviews. Or maybe someone wanted to silence any information he could have gave and convinced him to fly for a fat man’s navel.

    Like answering the classic how many licks to get to center of a Tootsie – Pop ? The world will never know.

  4. Greggbc says:

    He must have had proof that Hillary was responsible.

  5. Exile1981 says:

    He’s in hidding from INS. I suspect he gave a fake SS# to hus employer.

  6. susan says:

    WC…..I know you don’t particularly like Infowars, but seriously, the guy’s right more often than he’s wrong, and this is particularly good summary…..I wouldn’t dispute one. solitary. point here.
    ….well, ‘cept for the stupid product pitch at the end (from 13:00 on, disregard).

    It’s well worth the 13 minute attentive watch.

    Where’s he wrong?

  7. rolldog says:

    Hillary had him whacked.

  8. Trib says:

    He won an all expense vacation to Guantanamo by the CIA.

  9. Frank says:

    Jesus thinks he can get a book or movie deal and is in hiding because his agent said it was best.

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