I’d have renamed him Alfred Packer

At first glance, it is clear this adorable Chihuahua is out of the ordinary.
The tiny pup weighs just 4lbs but has long legs that are entirely disproportionate to its short frame.
However it is not its unusual body shape that has made Rumpelstiltskin the rescue dog an online sensation.
The pint-sized pooch has found fame after its owner, Tyfanee Fortuna from Glen Gardner, New Jersey, revealed how Rumpelstiltskin had eaten its previous owner to stay alive.
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If you don’t know who Alfred Packer is, google it.

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10 Responses to I’d have renamed him Alfred Packer

  1. Leonard Jones says:

    Alfred Packer only ate Democrats!

  2. Exile1981 says:

    No thanks on that dog. Once they have a taste for human flesh…..

  3. Gregbee says:

    That dog could be ”Chucky’s” little sidekick in the horror movie.

  4. STW says:

    I’ve always preferred the alternate spelling of Alferd.

  5. Rich W. says:

    A student lounge at one of the Colorado universities is named after Alfred Packer.

  6. Bud says:

    cue up “Timothy”.

  7. vorkosigan says:

    Could, but since Wirecutter mentioned him, I think we’ll visit Al’s Cafe–

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympqTKltxE8 .

  8. Bryce says:

    Never trust a chihuahua. On a side note, there used to be a Hawaiian-themed burger joint in Stephenville, Tx called “Chi-Hua-Hua” (chihuahua). Heard they made a tasty burger but I hate those little ankle biters so I never ate there. On the other hand, I’ve had some awesome food truck burritos with unusual tasting meat. I don’t ask.

  9. Blackdog says:

    My dog wouldn’t eat me.
    I’ve even tried peanut butter. No dice.

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