Literally, a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest…..

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11 Responses to Literally, a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest…..

  1. Tim says:

    The other two should quit and find something where they can be more competitive, like quilting

  2. Brian says:

    And he won!

  3. SAM says:

    Diego Oliveira, Lost his leg in a car crash.

  4. ChuckN says:

    Long post but this is this first thing I thought of:

    There once was a young man who lost his left arm in a car accident. To help
    him gain back some muscle and balance his mother enrolled him in a martial
    arts class. The boy began his lessons with an old judo master. The boy was
    doing well, but after three months of training the master had taught him only
    one move.

    “Sensei,” the boy finally said, “Shouldn’t I be learning more moves?”

    “This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you’ll ever need to
    know,” the sensei replied.

    Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training.

    Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament. Surprising
    himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be
    more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged;
    the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success,
    the boy was now in the finals.

    This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while,
    the boy appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt,
    the referee called a time-out. He was about to stop the match when the sensei
    intervened.

    “No,” the sensei insisted, “Let him continue.”

    Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he
    dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had
    won the match and the tournament. He was the champion.

    On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every move in each and every
    match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his
    mind.

    “Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?”

    “You won for two reasons,” the sensei answered. “First, you’ve almost mastered
    one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the only known
    defence for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm.”

  5. paulb says:

    That was a good one. Only defense. have to remember that one.

  6. Trib says:

    I respect that shit kicker.

  7. gsebes says:

    Except for #1 fellow, they look like they came off a three month cattle drive. Bowlegged. And not smile among them. Hmmm!

  8. Jack C Combs says:

    Jiu Jitsu has no kicking. It is a grappling sport. Still very impressive to do it with only one leg.

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